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remember in 2012 when pirates vs ninjas was this big funny thing?

well I remember it as dragons vs cars, and yes, both of them want to fuck each other

and if my psyop is successful soon you’ll remember it that way too

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Want to see the worst keyboard I've made? No?

Too bad!

Here's the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It's basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it's got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.

An overall picture:

Some horrible pre-combing shots:

Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:

Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can't handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.

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absolute girlboss. offscreen, Quark has to constantly fend off thirsty Ferengi who want his mom to step on them, that’s canon, I can prove it

she is literally such a milf. i said what i said

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put your Fox in a Box

mousegirl who wants to go outside but hawks are circling outside her house :(

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me omw to fight the hoa in a sword duel (they do not know im coming)

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PSA

REAL women have tentacles

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Help??

I'm new on this website so can someone tell me if it's true that if you post ASCII boobs you'll get banned

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there are the lesbians who fantasize about being a humble maid who gets swept off their feet and kissed and loved by an older noblewoman in Elizabethan garb and then there are the lesbians who want their Mommies to affectionately choke them out while telling them how wonderful and special and irreplaceable they are and I don't know if either group has figured out that emotionally they both want the same thing just with more/less subtlety

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if I had access to the developer console in real life I would simply turn up the multiplier for how much cats vibrate when they purr so that when you petted them. petting a cat should be just as disruptive to those around you as blasting drum n’ bass with four subwoofers, it should make you question the structural integrity and engineering of the buildings around you

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I used to deliver for the post office and if I saw this package it would probably trigger my magical girl transformation immediately

arrival of my belated secret santa gift today

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you ever just

go over to your parents’ house and watch them fight and wonder if anyone would ever want to adapt it to a stageplay or spoken word performance

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had a dream last night where they found a new yume nikki effect called "stilts" and when you used it it just put madotsuki on really tall stilts that took up half the screen