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Just a quick note to let you all know that I’ve got some lovely asks in my queue, and I’m very much looking forward to responding to them! But as I mentioned, I’m not going to push too hard, so it might take just a little while.

So, if you sent any of them, a little patience is appreciated! If not, well, a little patience will definitely pay off, and I might even have a story or two working their way through the creative process… something to look forward to, I hope!

TTFN!

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Hello Doctor,

I have been home sick all day with the flu 😣

Can I come in for appointment? How would you help me feel better?

Ohhh, I am so sorry to hear that. Flu and flu-like illness is just the worst, isn’t it?

Of course you can come in! I will have to have you come in the back, of course, since we try to keep our waiting room clear of known contagious germs. Just come around to the back door, and someone will bring you straight to an exam room where we can take good care of you.

I’ll need to get you all snuggled up for a proper treatment, of course, and you know what that means…everything off, gown on. Trust me, it’s easier for you so when the I, or the nurse, comes in to take your temperature we don’t have to fiddle with pants or underwear, just pop the thermometer quick into your bottom, easy as pie.

Then we’ll know if you have a fever.

I’ll come in and give you a quick exam, then, listening to your precious little pump and use my stethoscope all over to see how your body is holding up under that awful virus. But you’re in the right place…

If you’re having bowel issues, you might get a nice, warm enema just to help get you cleaned out. That way I can give you a suppository to ease your nausea, everyone knows the flu can make you feel yucky and want to throw up. And, if your fever is high, we might just make it a cool enema to help your body cool down. It can get a bit crampy, but I’ll be there to massage your tummy and get you through it, yes?

Eventually, once we’ve done all we can to make you comfortable and treat your symptoms, it’s time to rest. You can have your friend, partner, caregiver or whomever come and take you home then. Or, you can stay, and we’ll put you into a nice warm little recovery room where the light is nice and soft, and we have plenty of stuffies (if you like that) and pillows and blankets to help you get cozy. There’s even a tv if you can’t sleep and need to distract yourself for a little while.

Pretty soon, you’ll feel so much better.

Then you’ll be on your way, back out into the world feeling lovely and hopefully I won’t need to see you until your annual exam, smear test and shots!

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Not typically a medfet type of person, but I thought you might appreciate this... I had to get my very first smear test recently, but it didn't work right the first time 'cause I needed a muscle relaxant medicine and I had to wait until the doctor could prescribe it... Which took a whole month since it was over Christmas, so by the time they could finally do it again, I was all wound up and nervous 'cause it hurt the first time! It hurt the second time too, even with the medicine, but the nurse managed to get it done at least... She said I'm really, um, tight down there though... It's a little bit blushy to think about...

You thought correctly -- I very much appreciate your story and experience. Thank you for sharing such a personal, private matter -- we may all be anonymous to each other, but it can still be a bit jarring to put something intimate about yourself out there, and then see it where anyone can see it and even, maybe, seeing other people discuss it.

That must have been very nervewracking, getting your first smear test. It's a perfectly normal event that women experience regularly all over the world, but ... it's still very intimate and private, isn't it. And even if every woman does experience it, there's always a first time, and a first time will always be special -- and often not in a good way.

You know, in my line of work, a lot of other gynecologists try to put their patient's minds at ease by saying "I've seen it all before!" -- but the simple fact is that it doesn't matter what, or how many of them, the doctor has seen before. The simple fact is that he or she hasn't seen yours before -- and that alone makes it a very emotional, personal experience. I understand that, and it's not an expression I use. I prefer to put someone's mind at ease, not convince them that I have no idea how they're feeling at the moment.

I'm sorry that your first time hurt. It's not unusual for a girl's first time to be a bit painful, but that doesn't help you feel any better about it. Still, it's impossible to know how it will feel until the nurse or doctor inserts the speculum and watches to see how you react. It's one reason why I prefer to do a first smear test as part of a first pelvic exam. It gives me an opportunity to take my time and put your mind at ease, and then to gently check to see how tense you are down there before I go poking speculums inside you for the pap smear. Usually I would begin with the external exam, gently palpating your labia and then separate them so I could use a single finger to slip inside you and feel just how tense are your pelvic muscles.

If you are as tense as you've described, I'd prefer a gentler approach. The muscle relaxant is a good start. I'd also take some extra moments to teach you what the different pelvic floor muscles feel like and coach you through relaxing them with different techniques. We can use visualization, tension and relaxation, or even a form of gentle massage that will help to ... distract you. So to speak.

I do hope you'll write back and tell me how you're feeling about all of this. I appreciate you sharing how it makes you feel blushy to think about, perhaps some of my words here are making you feel a bit blushy as well. If so, please share! Or, if not, thank you for sharing what you have -- it's right in my wheel house and something I definitely enjoy discussing and thinking about.

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hiiii doctor🐰💗 hopping over to tell you that i faced my fears and got my drivers license! i drove by myself for the first time today and my heart was racing and i was shaky when i left the car😵‍💫😵‍💫 also went to the dentist today and all was good! i wasn’t nervous at all though because i was so nervous about the driving ahhh!

anyway, hope all is well with you! also, i think i deserve all the lollipops you have at the office hehe :3 - 🐇💗

Wow, my emergency little, my special 🐇💗, was so brave and strong and got her drivers license! Congratulations!!!

You should come in for a quick visit soon, and I'll tell you what a good girl you are, give you a super big hug and remind you just how proud of you I am!

AND the dentist? The place you go to where they use scary sharp metal instruments on your mouth, and you have to watch while they reach inside and poke your sensitive gums with them? Or where they give you shots and it hurts so bad before they start drilling or pulling your teeth out?

Definitely the bravest little 🐇💗 I know!

Yes, come in and see me, I can give you a quick check up, let you hold my Crookshanks stuffie, and then when you're all finished, yes, you can have all the lollipops in the bin! (Not all the ones in the office ... we buy in bulk, and that's a LOT of lollipops! Plus, if you ate THAT many lollipops, you'd definitely have to go see your dentist again soon and I think you would not enjoy it nearly as much...

Super glad to hear from you 🐇💗, make sure you keep in touch and say hello again soon, it always warms my heart.

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uuuuummm…. Itooscarednow 🫣 mr doctor im like the girl in your other story cant hold does that mean you gotta do scary stuff?:(

- 🎀

Nooo, 🎀, please don't be scared! To see little old meeeee?

That was just a story, and honestly it was just something she passed on to other people and it got all exaggerated and twisted out of proportion. There's no reason that all of that stuff should keep you away from coming in to see me, especially when you're overdue for your check up.

She didn't mention it, but did you know she also had a large bubble tea before her appointment? She did! And before she went into the exam room, the receptionist asked her if she needed to use the toilet. And do you know what she said? She said, "No, I don't need to go! Besides, I'm very good at holding it, so good, better than anyone you've ever met, I'll be fine!"

She really said that! She was such a silly girl, and so many little patients of mine are getting scared to come see me, thinking I'm going to do scary things.

Certainly, if you're having some kind of issues with peeing, or if sometimes you find that when you giggle or maybe someone tickles you and you pee in your panties a little bit? Well, then I'll certainly take a look and see if we can find out why and maybe help you so it doesn't happen. And that's better, right? Better than people seeing a wet spot in the front of your jeans, that your doctor helps you so it doesn't happen?

And even that stuff doesn't have to be scary! She was just making up scary descriptions, and if I need to take a look at you down there and need to do anything, I'll put up a drape so you don't have to see what I do and it won't matter if it's scary, because if you can't see, it won't be scary, right?

So please don't worry about me 🎀 - I don't do scary things, or if I do, you'll never even know, instead you'll just know that I'm giving you a hug and letting you hold your stuffie and telling you what a good and brave girl you are, and you'll get all blushy and proud because I told you just how proud of you I am!

Come see me soon, 🎀, I'll be ready, and I'll take such good care of you and you'll have such a great time on your visit. Promise!

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I really want to be good for you, doctor, but I just can't help how I always tense up when you have to examine me...down there. I'm sorry, really 🥺

Now, you have nothing to apologize for, nothing whatsoever.

Coming to see me where you and I, a relative stranger, will be alone together in a room whose purpose is to be a place where I can stay fully clothed and you nearly naked, and I will look at, touch, explore, assess, examine, and violate virtually every private part and intimate orifice you have.

If that isn’t a reason to feel a little bit anxious when coming to see me, I don’t know what is. Actually, that’s not entirely true…I can think of quite a few types of appointments that would also lead to that anxiety, but most of those involve multiple pairs of gloves, gloves that reach part way up the forearm, thin, flexible scopes, rigid metal scopes, needles, a variety of other sharp instruments, and … well, that’s all fun conversation for another time I suppose.

Anyway, my point is that when you come to see me and you struggle to relax your muscles “down there”, it’s not something I haven’t encountered before, nor is it something that vexes me and prevents me from conducting a proper routine exam.

Just by coming to see me, undressing completely and putting on that flimsy paper gown that barely covers your private bits, and telling me it was okay to proceed to explore you beneath that pathetic excuse for modesty protection, you’ve already been a very, very good girl. And I’m proud of you for trusting me with your health, your care, your intimacy, and your most private bodily functions. The only question, for us both, is how shall we proceed?

Now, I have a few different approaches I take in this situation depending upon the attitude, commitment, comfort level, preference for experiencing either unexpected pain or pleasure, or other determining factors. I will always choose the one I believe will be most effective in helping you to feel … comfortable … but also in enabling me to do my duty to examine you completely and thoroughly, even if that examination may be more invasive than your subconscious might prefer.

No need to write a full essay about all of that, right now, at least, but please know that there is no judgment here. I am here for you, to care for you and your health and help you feel confident that you are safe and protected from any of those unpleasant health issues females are so often plagued by.

Come in and let’s talk, or if you’re still nervous, tell me more about your particular concerns and thoughts about what you’d be comfortable with in here in my clinic and maybe I can elaborate on precisely what I’d do to you … errrr, for you … to get you through this anxiety and tenseness behind your suffering.

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So happy to see you're back! In non-kinky hopes, please don't force yourself to be active on here if it's draining you – I've had to stop being active on so many social media platforms because it was so stressful trying to constantly provide content for my followers that it lost any fun it had for me. This isn't a job, you don't owe us anything at all. Always happy for new content but even more happy if one of my fav kink writers is taking care of himself 🫶🏻

To whomever sent this to me … thank you! 💜

I’ve reread it numerous times, reminding myself that this is not an obligation but something I do for fun, and for having fun with all of you. Honestly, popping open the Tumblr app and seeing a new anon ask…or a follow up from one of my delightful ongoing emoji-identified anons…or even a pleasantly inappropriate (but must sincerely welcome!) DM from any one of you…is one of the highlights of my day!

But it’s true, when I’m busy and cannot reply in as much detail ad I’d like, or get to them quickly enough, they can start to build up a little and that can turn into an unwanted bit of pressure. A shift from a fun diversion or exploration of some very kinky medical fantasy to something more resembling a to-do list. And that’s where the fun can tail off if I’m not cautious.

There are times I wish I was more like the typical kink blogger who could answer anon asks in a few clever and tossed-off sentences. And I’m actually hoping to do that a little bit more often, to keep momentum. But OTOH, that’s not what I love writing, and it’s not entirely who I am, so no, I won’t be changing much.

I relish the simple questions I get that open up a whole new realm of kinky, inappropriate potential fantasy, and I love fleshing that idea out with a whole short story (pun absolutely intended). It’s not only a delight for me to write and imagine, but some of my most liked and reblogged writings have come from some of those, so I know many of you enjoy that as well!

If you do send me something anon that I can only reply to publicly and it takes me a while, or you think I might not be planning to respond, you are certainly welcome to bring it back to my attention. Not to say I want you to “get in my case”, but it’s true that a follow-up will let me know you’re interested in getting that response and it wasn’t just a flight of fancy to tell me how much your periods have been making you crampy and that you’d love your doctor to … take a look .. and see if he could help lay his hands on you and make it all better.

Ultimately, I’m mostly saying - thank you for being such a relatively small and tight, but sincere and supportive readership! Thank you for engaging with me and reaching out with your thoughts fears and desires! Thank you for your patience. Thank you for your understanding when I take breaks.

Thank you for reminding me it’s okay to put myself first, as whomever sent me this did, and to let me know you appreciate me. I absolutely appreciate you as well!

Thank you for making this blog such a rewarding, fun, arousing, and wildly but oddly important part of my life.

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Question for my cardiophiles out there…

When you guys do resus role play, and you are enacting the use of paddles to restart or stabilize the heart, is the jerking of the body I see entirely pretend?

Here’s why ask…

Obviously, messing with some device like that is a terrible, awful, no-good, very bad idea. Scary, dangerous, and even running any kind of an electrical current across the chest like that is dangerous.

But what if you required the paddles, or created a device for RP, where the current the paddles generated was just released and recovered on opposite ends of the paddle? Something where the current didn’t run through the chest but just across the skin…

Just like using a TENS device above the waist is dangerous, but if the two pads are close together - say on opposite sides of a nipple - most of the danger is mitigated, you could do the same thing with pretend defibrillator paddles?

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This is a good time to remind everyone that I am NOT a real doctor, I am NOT trained in how to use electrical currents for play safely, and doing anything I say may end up in either a fantastic orgasm or a life-threatening condition, and there’s no way to tell which, so PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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Just the other day I was reading on my couch, and this absolutely did not happen.

I was very disappointed. Do better, ladies!

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wellll maybe i can come in for a check up.. but only if i can bring my stuffy? maybe my blanky cus its cold..

only maybe though because other people says that doctors do scary stuff :(

- 🎀

Oh, it'll be so nice to see you again right here in my office, 🎀!

You're such a good girl, I knew you'd come by for your check up! Always a wonderful idea to put your health first.

Come in and see me, and of course you can bring your stuffy! All stuffies are always welcome in my office, I don't want my patients to ever feel like they aren't being loved and cared for, even if they're feeling nervous or scared.

And sure, you can bring your blanky, too... Usually we give you a gown, or maybe a sheet to cover you up, but we'll just skip those and let you use your blanky instead, how does that sound? You don't mind being naked under your blanky for your check up, do you? No, of course you don't!

Don't you dare be a little scaredy cat and skip your check up though. No matter what anyone says. Sure, sometimes doctors do scary stuff, but only because it's for your own good, right? To keep you healthy? To check all of your parts, inside and out?

Good girls always come to see me, even if they're nervous about scary stuff happening, because they know they can trust me to take the very bestest care of them always. Even if I have to do scary stuff because I'm a doctor.

But you're just coming in for a check up. Just look you over all over? That's not scary! Just an exam, so I shouldn't have to do any scary stuff...

Probably.

See you soon 🎀 !!!

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A little patient, left in panties and bra for far too long in the exam room - it’s a busy day.

When I finally come to take care of her, she’s bouncing around, crossing her legs. I try to examine her but she just won’t stay still. What to do, what to do…

“I know you’re excited and a little anxious, ladybug, but you need to stay still while I check you out, okay?”

“But, but, but…”

“But what, little one? I’m very busy today, we need to get your exam done.”

She crosses and I crossed her ankles a couple times while looking at her fidgeting hands down in her lap.

“…I really have to pee…”

“You can pee when I’m all done, okay? Now let’s lay you down and check out that tummy of yours.”

Her eyes popped open at that. She loves her tummy exams, but knows how deep my hands press into her.

“Stay still, Princess, I don’t want to have to spank you right here in the exam room but I will if I have to.” I warn her. Then she squeaks when I press down just below her panties.

“I really really gotta go!”

“You really really gotta hold still is what you need to do,” I chastise her. She bites her lip as I continue.

“Ooooh!” she cried as I press down again, and I see a little wet spot on her panties, and she presses her thighs together.

“Panties off, sweetie, need to check you downstairs now.” She shakes her head.

“Now…”

She finally takes them off and I maneuver her into the frog let position. “Just a quick peek,” I say, as my fingers press along her shaved labia. More squirming. I part her lips and check her introitus, and see a few little drops come out of her urethra. I look at her and make eye contact for a moment, then she looks away, blushing furiously.

“Don’t you dare pee on my exam table, ladybug…”

“But, but!”

“No buts, if I see any more pee, someone’s getting a big shot somewhere they don’t want one!”

She let out a meep and then winced as she did all she could to hold it in.

“No smear test today sweetie, just a quick feel inside.”

“But I have ta gooooo!” she whined at me. I raised my eyebrow at her as I snapped my glove onto my hand and squeezed some lube onto my fingers.

“Hold it.” I order her.

I spread her lips apart again, and gently push my fingers inside her. I can feel her tight, full bladder pressing down into the front of her vagina slightly. So, ad I slide my fingers along her urethra to milk it for any discharge, she cries out and I feel some pee fall into my gloved hand.

“I-I-I-I’m sorryyyyy!” she squeals as I push them back inside her.

“A little pressure now, my little lawn sprinkler,” I say as I place my other hand on her lower abdomen and start feeling her uterus and then her ovaries. By this point she’s squirming around so much I almost feel bad for her. Finally, I finish her internal exam and pull my fingers out of her. I take off my soiled glove, and toss it into the bin.

“Can I go potty now?” she begs.

“Almost,” I say, as I pull a fresh glove on. “Just need to check your bottom,” I tell her as I get some more lube. Her eyes pop open once more, and she shakes her head vigorously.

“Please doctor, I can’t hold it, I really gotta go!!” she whines at me again.

I pause for a moment. Then I say, “Well if you can’t hold it, maybe you’re having some peepee issues? I should probably get a catheter so I can take a sterile sample and see.”

I didn’t think her eyes could go wider, but they did, they did indeed.

“Nooooo! I’m sorry, I can hold it!”

“I don’t know, you’ve been so squirmy, I really should get that sterile sample, I think, it’ll be a bit … uncomfortable, but you’ll be okay, then we can make sure you don’t have any potty issues, mmhmm?”

“No!” she cried out, tears starting to well up, “I can hold it, I can, you’ll see! No cathy, no…no cather… no peepee tubes!!”

“Well, if you’re sure…” I say and I lift her legs up over her head. The added pressure on her bladder is killing her now, she’s making an almost constant mewling sound while squeezing her legs together tight. I even see her reach down between her legs to press into her vulva to help hold the urine in.

“Bear down for me ladybug,” I say as my finger presses gently against her little rosebud. She shakes her head again. “Can’t! I’ll…I’ll pee!” I swirl my finger around her little hole for another few seconds until finally I just push it inside.

“Owwwwwie!” she cries out at the intrusion while squeezing all her sphincters as tight as she possibly could. She continues to moan and whine as I move my finger around inside her rear end, and eventually I finish and pull it out. Every so slowly I lower her legs back down, and look at her naked form laying there, hand over her crotch, slightly hunched up, desperately trying to hold her pee.

“All done, little one, you can go pee now.” She maneuvers herself off the table, and looks briefly at her panties sitting there, then at the door, and finally she runs straight to the door, yanks it open and runs into the bathroom across the hall. I step out of the room and can hear her stream into the toilet. It’s so strong it can be heard outside the thick door. When she’s done she flushes, washes her hands, and tries to sneak back to the exam room to get dressed. On her way out, I come up behind her.

“You sure had to go potty pretty bad, didn’t you?”

Another squeak, this time in surprise, as she turns and looks back at me, bright red. She nods shamefully.

“We’ll have to keep an eye on you and your bladder I think. Another episode like that and I’m going to schedule you for a full work up, and we’ll make sure we find any issues you might have with holding your pee. Catheters, a camera in your little peehole, and a very long examination with a full bladder while I feel around while you’re standing up and laying down to see when you leak. You don’t want that, do you?”

Again, she shakes her head vigorously as she promises not to let it happen again.

“That’s my good girl…” I say as she scurries off and out of the clinic.

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Imagining the fun I could have examining a girl as she grows bigger and bigger, her baby growing inside her, as her libido gradual increases as well.

The closer she gets to her due date, the more aroused she gets at every appointment since she also has the pleasure of being both a medical and birth fetishist.

Imagine the fun we would have, me, listening to her little pump gradually get faster and faster as I press on her belly to feel the perimeter of her stretched womb, her baby growing inside. The little smirk I’d give her as I position her for the internal, and inform her that I wouldn’t need any lube for today’s visit as “someone seems to have already provided some for me.”

Her cheeks reddening as my fingers feel deep inside her, trying not to gasp at the sensation of being violated medically, and then making her wince as I palpate her cervix and yet, and yet, she does gasp as I withdraw them slowly, running the tips along the front of her vagina and press into her g-spot. Such a tragedy she doesn’t have daddy at home now to help ease these intense needs, but she does have me…

And I know her body so very, very well.

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omg you like Sofia Coppola and TVS! 💕💕💝💝💝😊😊😊😊😊 im sooooo glad you came round a bit to the virgin suicides! a lot of people didn’t really under some of the meanings and instantly disregarded it because of that but it’s so nice to see someone being a bit more open minded!

- 🎀🦌🪽 (i still haven’t picked!)

My dear, sweet 🎀.

It’s okay, you don’t have to pick anymore, I’ve done it for you. I hope you like it!

I love that you love Sofia and her works too! That’s so fun … for what it’s worth, Lost In Translation is absolutely my favorite, but I’m biased because I’ve lived in Japan and adore the place.

Still, like Sean Baker, she’s certainly one of the most reliable directors now. One of those directors where when they release a new movie, it might be great, it might just be pretty good, but it will at least be a solid, enjoyable experience, no doubt whatsoever.

Back to you, though, my sweet 🎀— tell me what’s been on your mind? Perhaps it’s been too long, and you should come in for a quick checkup? My stethoscopes and stirrups are waiting…

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Thinking about microchipping all of my patients so I can track them down just in case they decide to seek some second opinion or get some crazy idea about changing doctors.

……………..

Wondering if the patients I’ve already microchipped have noticed or not yet.

Considering where I put the microchip I find it unlikely.

thinking about getting microchipped by a doctor/scientist holding me captive so they can always find me even if i manage to escape 😵‍💫

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There is a scenario people keep sending you, and I'm not sure if you're intentionally edging them or not with your replies being *close* to what they want. No matter what, respect, Doctor. Well wishes. <3

Wha...what??

Really?

I'm getting close to giving them what they want, but not actually giving it to them?

I hate to break character too directly -- not that I haven't done it numerous times in the past -- but this really, really intrigues me! I honestly have no idea what I'm doing here, but I assure you it's not intentional!

Not that I don't like the idea of it being intentional... It ... sounds kinda hot, actually, "edging" them by "almost" giving them what they want but "not quite"... Trust me, teasing is something I'm all about.

But clearly I'm missing something here.

I'll admit a little personal failing now, if it's okay. See, I've done a pretty good job of "missing the obvious" ever since I was quite young. The number of adorable girls that I discovered were actually flirting and/or interested in me, but only found out about too late to do anything about it, is far longer than I'd like to admit. Though I guess I just did. Regardless, I've often been quite good at not seeing the forest for the trees. And I must be doing that here.

So if you think there's something people want, and I'm not quite getting there, please reach out -- via DM if you're not worried about Tumblr anonymity being sufficient, or another anon ask if you are, and be direct, and be bold. Tell me what you want. And -- maybe -- if there's been some reason I've avoided it, some particular scenario that I don't feel comfortable with, I'll tell you, and I'll tell you why.

Or.

Maybe.

Just maybe.

I'll find out what you really want, and then you'll get it...

Only one way to find out though...

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Hi Doctor, my Mommy and Daddy made me an appointment to see you so that I can get an iud. I’m really scared!! I’ve heard that they hurt a lot. Can you tell me what’s going to happen? Am I allowed to bring a stuffy in with me?

Shush, now, I do these kinds of procedures all the time and it will all be fine, I promise!

All girls experience getting an IUD differently, and sometimes it can be uncomfortable, maybe even painful, but not always. There are lots of girls who get IUDs and it's not a big deal at all, and hopefully you'll be one of them! In fact, I'd say the majority of girls who get IUDs are like them -- it's quick, easy, and not nearly as big a deal as they fear.

I know, I know, it's hard to believe that because you've heard so many scary stories, right? Well, guess what? It's the scary stories that everyone wants to share, and the ones they want to repeat. See, human beings...well, they get scared easily. If something good can happen, yay, that's wonderful, but if something bad can happen? Well, that's about 10 times more exciting and scarier because ... humans get scared easily.

What I'm saying is that I know you're scared, and that's perfectly normal. Still, I will take care of you. And I will get you through it.

Now, let's talk about what's going to happen. When you get to my clinic, the nurse will bring you back to the exam room. You'll need to take off all your bottoms. Your skirt or pants, your panties, your shoes. And then she'll give you a paper drape to hold over your lap. She'll also give you a little bit of medicine, just a little pill that you can take that will help you relax and stop worrying.

Pretty soon, once you can relax, I'll come in and give you a hug and make sure you have your stuffy with you. If somehow you forgot, or left it in the car, then guess what? I've got some that you can borrow!

When you're ready, I'll have you lay back and put your legs up in the stirrups, just like when you come in for an exam. If your mommy or daddy are with you then they can stand next to you and hold your hand if you get nervous. If they're not around, I'll have one of my nurses hold your hands, okay?

Once you're all comfy, I'll take a look between your legs -- just like when you come in for an exam. You know when I insert something down there that makes you feel all stretchy stretchy? I'll do that here, too, so I can see deep inside you. Now I'm going to start doing things that are a little bit different.

To begin with, to insert the IUD I'll need to hold your uterus still. Do you know what your uterus is? That's the place where the babies are made, and that's why the IUD will go inside there. So I'm going to put kind of a little clamp on your cervix, which is the opening to your uterus -- that's the sort of hard, pink part at the back of your vagina where I take samples for your pap smear! Now, that clamp, called a tenaculum, can feel a little ouchie, so I'm going to give you an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie shot so it won't feel ouchie. A lot of girls don't even feel that shot, but if you do, it won't be bad and it'll be over with in just a couple seconds, I promise!

Now I need to measure your uterus so I put the IUD in the right place. To do this, I'll hold your cervix still with my tenaculum and then put a skinny rod through your cervix until I feel it just touch the back of your uterus and then I know just how long it is. This is the first part that you might not enjoy so much... Some girls say it just feels a little weird, some girls say they hardly notice it. But, some girls say it feels like they're on their period and they're having a really bad cramp. But no matter which one you are, it'll only take a few seconds, okay sweetie?

Once I have that all done, I'm practically finished! The last part is when I'll put in a skinny tube, just like that skinny rod, just inside your uterus. Once it's there I'll take it right back out again and the IUD will slide out of the tube as I pull it out, leaving it right where it belongs. See? Easy!

If it does hurt too much I can give you some medicine to make it hurt less. Now, if I do, the way I have to give it to you will sound kind of scary...it'll be a few shots in your cervix. And I'll be honest, some girls think the shots hurt as much as the IUD, and I don't want to have to do that to you, especially because some of those girls also say the special medicine doesn't help it hurt less when they get the IUD.

It's all kind of scary and confusing, I know -- this is why there are so many bad stories about getting IUDs, so many girls are so different, and what does and does not hurt, and what does and does not make it feel better, can be different for each one.

But here's what I can promise you. No matter what does or does not hurt, I'll make sure we remember exactly what worked for you, you special girl, and if you come in again we'll do everything we know to make it even easier for you.

The whole thing will only take about 5 or 10 minutes, little one, and then it'll be all over and you can go and get ice cream and snuggle up at home and watch movies or cartoons or whatever will help you feel better. And your mommy and daddy will be so proud of you for being such a brave, good girl during your procedure!

And you know what?

So will I!

[trust-your-doc]

Although I am a male little patient, I am happy that you are back, and always enjoy your posts and stories.

I'm so glad you are able to enjoy them!

A part of me even wants to apologize for not being able to write more that are more accessible and relatable to you. Still, we all know what we know, like what we like, and generally do what we do.

If you do have any ways that you might like to see males included in a way that you don't think would go against what a straight guy into gynecology would appreciate, I'm absolutely open to hearing them and might even be willing to ... stretch my own comfort zone ... possibly.

No promises.

But I appreciate you. So, you know, I'll try to keep you in mind, and do what I can!

And thanks for the kind note!