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49M. Married. (It's complicated) So much depends on it. 18+, NSFW. I laugh at my own jokes, and I tell dad jokes. I figure if you don't laugh, it isn't the joke isn't funny, you lack a sense of humor. Nerdy and dirty and flirty. Aside from the principled posts, this is fantasy. Because that needs to be said. MDNI MDNI MDNI.
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Stolen shamelessly from TikTok I think.
as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.
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So be gentle with her, dammit.
Alright?
she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart
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no language should be mocked other than french
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Dirty girl, go wash. 😘
Then you'll be clean.
Only on the outside.
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If you don't support the artists, content creators, and sex workers you claim you love so much with tips/purchases or reblogs/retweets, don't be surprised when they stop creating for the internet and their profiles disappear. I've seen it happen to many people over the years who were honestly really creative and cool as fuck, they were discouraged from putting in so much effort and not get enough support. It costs nothing to hit 🔄.
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"By the power of Jesus and Taco Bell....RECTUM KNUCKLE PUNCH!"
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If any of y'all can step up and help out, you know? Pay it forward, for someone who helped you in your past with no expectations...
Sometimes supporting the community is more than a like.
Sometimes it's a reblog/repost.
Sometimes it's diggin' in ya pockets.
Not asking anyone to sacrifice, but if you can spare it, every little bit helps.
*climbing off the soapbox*
We now resume our regularly scheduled posting/shitposting
This isn’t usually something I do. But tumblr friends, I need some help if possible.
On March 11th my partner passed away due to a heart attack. It was very sudden and not expected at all. We had lived in New York, but after this all I am needing to fly back home to the PNW to be near my family during this time.
I’ve been trying to find a sublet for my current place, but it’s seeming to be too difficult to find someone for April, but I am having some luck with May. I had just started a new job, but will be taking a month off working and going back to my previous employment in late April or May.
I’ve been able to figure out flights home, but thought I may have better luck at finding a sublet. Any help would be greatly appreciated, but not at all expected.
My rent is 1250.
CA: $nothisissami
PayPal: nothisissami
Thank you in advanced for any help 🖤
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By all means enjoy porn, enjoy nudes, enjoy sexual jokes. But consent, manners and treating humans with respect still applies to everyone folks
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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna cherish you for the person you are. Not make you feel like shit for who or what you aren't.
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Three holes, two hands, a pair of tits.
What's your favourite misogynistic term?
(please reblog with answer)
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