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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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if you haven't done a roseate spoonbill before, would love to see that :)

(Send me a bird species and I'll draw a chicken dancer inspired by it)

Our first in the series :)

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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect

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so i read This World is Not Yours by Kemi Ashing-Giwa and first of all i really liked it i love when people and humanity as a whole get punished for their (our) hubris and disrespect. its almost always deserved. but mainly i love me some grade A fucked up insane lesbians. like she just leaves this guy to die in agony because he liked her wife too much and they both know it. and the other one would do the same.

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I'm only a few chapters into The Death of Jane Lawrence but Caitlin Starling has got to be one of my favorite horror writers working right now. Something I'm always hungry for in horror and genre in general is visceral realism, and her well-researched, slick and nasty books just deliver from the word go over and over again.

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part of the reason I think it’s so sad that we collectively write so few stories about unrequited love is bc I feel like there’s very little public acknowledgment of how much it sucks to be the one somebody is in unrequited love with??? and not in a way of like, oh they’re crossing boundaries or putting expectations on me or whatever. becoming close friends with someone and then finding out they’re in love with you and you don’t love them back the same way is heartbreaking, bc a) someone you love is in pain and there is literally nothing you can do about it, and b) it usually means that whether you like it or not there’s going to be distance in your friendship that wasn’t there before as they try to get over you. idk man I just feel like we’ve all discussed the tragedy of loving someone who doesn’t love you back quite a lot and very rarely discuss the tragedy of finding out the way that you love someone just isn’t enough.

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

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I'm sorry but it was too good to disable RBs for so I'll take this hit personally

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mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

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the luminous dead is one of the only horror books to make me feel a horrible sense of dread all the way through reading it