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Day 12

Had a really important meeting at two o’clock so I didn’t really have breakfast.

Lunch- pork in hot sauce

Dinner- hot wings and cookie dough

I treated myself a bit because I was so nervous for that meeting 😅

Total- around 1000 calories

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Day 11

Breakfast- a slice of bread with some pork

Lunch- some cucumber, pork and hot sauce

Dinner- pasta and cheese

Going out- two glasses of wine and three cookies

Total- 750 calories

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Day 10

Today I woke up still feeling full from the spareribs of yesterday so I didn’t really eat breakfast and only had a late lunch. Had house dinner with my housemates though, which is always fun and wasn’t even that many calories.

Lunch- a pancake (I shared the pancakes of someone I kinda really like so his sacrifice was a willing one) with cheese and a bit of syrup.

Dinner- some dry pasta with cut tomatoes and a lill bit of cheese

Total- somewhere in the 500, which I’m kinda proud of 😃.

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Day 9

Ugggh so today I went to s restaurant where my mom ordered spareribs for me. Horrible. I still feel so bloated and it’s been ten hours already.

Breakfast- chocolate custard

Lunch- few little pieces of cake

Dinner- spareribs with a few fries

I went pretty well today but the spareribs just killed it, so my total is something like 1300 calories. I don’t even want to know.

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Day 9

So today was spent with my family, which was awesome and forced me to eat crisps (you win some, you lose some)

BREAKFAST- a cookie (woke up late :))

LUNCH- some boiled chicken and sauce, and like fours slices of ham (tried to contain myself but they were too fucking yummy)

DINNER- 160 grams of airfried fries (we ate while we were watching a movie so I stayed with that and it was all fine)

SNACKS- some crisps that were shoved in my face and not to be avoided.

Also I drank like five litres of water in less than two hours, cannot recommend, my tummy is aching and I actually have a really weird headache.

Total- about 650 calories- not bad :))

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Day 8

Sooo today we started off with chocolate custard which honestly is my all time favourite. Our local store has one which is super-low-calorie, doesn’t have any sweetener and actually really tastes like chocolate- it helps so so so much when I’m on the verge of binging.

BREAKFAST- chocolate custard

LUNCH- two slices of bread, three eggs, a slice of cheese and a slice of ham (uggggh I went out eating with friends)

DINNER- ~100 grams of fries with some sauce

Total: 850 calories

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Day 7

So today I read somewhere that if you eat less than 700 calories the main weight you’re losing is muscle, and I also had really bad muscle cramps, which freaked me out a lil bit, so I ate more than I usually do.

BREAKFAST- bread with grilled chicken

LUNCH- lots of cucumber, and chicken and pork with sauce and strawberries (I def recommend strawberries ppl)

DINNER- multiple alcoholic drinks (I went out) one slice of pizza (damnit) and pork in hot sauce.

Total: 1000 calories, probably more (I wasn’t sure how much the alcoholic drinks were- I had two apple ciders, half a beer and two shots)

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Day ?6?

So after pushing away a creepy drunken guy who wanted way too much on my night out, I went home and slept in, which meant no breakfast! Plus, I talked myself out of getting comfort food, so though my score of today isn’t amazing I’m pretty proud.

LUNCH- pork with hot sauce (love this so much) and yoghurt

DINNER- pork with hot sauce and cucumber

Total: ~650 caloriesss

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Day 5 of documenting

Okayyyy so today I screwed up cause I went out with friend and we went to a cake tasting house and then we went out in the evening with beer and wine and though I tried to keep eating to a minimum I’m just gonna log today as 2000 calories and be done with it.

Hope everyone can do better than I did I today 😘

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Day 4 of documenting

ALRIGHT so today started with actual spareribs. My family has this tradition of eating spareribs to mark an occassiion as important and today I’m moving back to uni. I did manage to behave the rest of the day though (🎉)

BREAKFAST- spareribs :(

LUNCH- nothing :(

Dinner- a lill pork and some cucumber

A grand total of 550 calories so I’m quite proud haha. Might be higher than this cause I kinda estimated the amount of pork but ah well

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Day 3 of documenting

Alright so today went prettaayyy awesome. I only had some chocolate custard, minced meat and airfryer fries (and yess one low-calorie cookie but we don’t talk about that), which amounts to like 620 calories, which is what I kinda wanna hold onto 😍. So yes I’m pretty proud of myself and my self control so far.

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Day 2 of documenting

Alright, so today was supposed to be better than yesterday, but instead it wasn’t :(. Wasn’t a bad day, though.

BREAKFAST- chocolate custard and a low-calorie cookie (it’s only 65 calories and I swear to god it is so delicious)

LUNCH- airfryer fries (I know! What’s wrong with me??) and crocquette (even worse :()

DINNER- homemade vegetable beef soup (didn’t like it, which helped curb my appetite- yay to incapable dads!) and a bit of chocolate custard.

The total comes in on around 720 calories which isn’t what I’ve been aiming for but is good enough- as long as it gets me losing weight!)

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Day 1 of documenting

Alright so today was kind of a penance day since I completely binged yesterday (slept over at a friend’s).

BREAKFAST- had a sausage roll for breakfast (‘twas 180 calories, geez)

LUNCH - had a teeny bit of pork and some low-calorie chocolate custard

DINNER- alright so maybe I had fries with boiled chicken. But the fries were airfried so damage was limited.

SNACK- popcorn without salt

Total calories; around 650 (honestly, I’m pretty proud of that, let’s hope it works)

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a collective low cal food doc

So I have officially made a document that ANYONE can access and edit. The purpose is so that anyone can have a go to spreadsheet full of low calorie foods and drinks! Please reblog even if you’re not going to use it. I have only done the obvious things so please add things, even full meals if you wanted to!

See you there ;)

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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

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Let’s just spam the internet with this picture. U know just to ruin Trump’s special day. If you need me, I’ll be on Twitter tweeting this photo to him a million times 🌈

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Barack Obama thanks Joe Biden during his Farewell Address on January 10, 2017