My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
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Happy birthday dog boy!!! 🤎🐾
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honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over
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When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
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I wanna cuddle with you in over-sized sweaters
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Let me cook for you and smack your butt.
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The grass withers, the flower fades,
But the word of our God stands forever.
—Isaiah 40 verse 8, NASB
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