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Tony: Ugh Steve is dead to me idek him wtf he’s the worst-
Steve: *beard, black suit, long hair, looks like a hardass now apparently*
Tony:
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plot twist ->
when guys continue to hit on me when i’ve told them to stop, i pull out the oldest trick in the book and tell them i’m a lesbian (even tho i’m bi).
yeah so well the other day some guy started flirting with me (to the point i felt uncomfortable) and i told him i was a lesbian.
he looked at me with such surprise and happiness in his eyes and then goes “you’re the first person to ever recognize im a dude..”
long story short : i made an early transitioning trans guys day by telling him to waddle off
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adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid
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if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
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Conversation
Steve: [finding young Peter on the ceiling] you're lucky you're so cute, otherwise I would've sold you to a freak show by now
Peter: what's a freak show?
Tony: it's like our family but people pay to see it
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Photo

Black paint splattered on a white canvas.
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