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Chiron: Guys, this is our newest camper, he is a son of dionysus

Dionysus: His name is Joe

Percy: what's his last name? Like Joe..

Dionysus: Joe mama

After some time

Dionysus: (to chiron) did I do it right?

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After an exam

Jason: What was your answer for q.12?

Leo: I got The Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen, passed by France's National Constituent Assembly in August 1789.

Percy: What?! I got the answer as clown fish

Jason: I got the answer as Miley cyrus

Annabeth: guys, this was a math paper...

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Mina likes dua Lipa and Beyoncé. Momo likes lofi, Jirou likes billie eilish, hagakure loves ariana grande and dua Lipa, tsuyu loves calm and quiet songs but occasionally enjoys some pop, uraraka WORSHIPS taylor swift and selena gomez

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Percy: Why is nico crying?

Will: he took a which Greek God am I test and he got Aphodrite

Nico: *Starts crying even more loudly*

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Will: death boy, get me something to eat

Nico: ok, here

Throws him an apple

Will: *Eyes widen sly grin*

Nico: what now?

Will: nope nothing

Nico: ohhh no, your a doctor, and I have given you an apple!!!

Nico: *nods* 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away' bye will I'll you tomorrow haha

Will: ......

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Clary, Magnus, Jace, alec, izzy and simon have gone camping

At 3 am

Clary: Do dogs and cats name people?

Magnus: I hope so, my cat should name me sparkle von glitter

Alec: Clary it's 3 am, and magnus go back to sleep

Simon: sleepily what are we talking about?

Clary: whether cats and dogs name their owners

Simon: falling asleep nice

Izzy: waking up, what if ducks also name people?

Jace: Did someone say ducks?! Clary pack your bags, we are leaving

Alec: Not again

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Nico gets a cold

Will: Take this medicine right now.

Nico: noooo 'weel', I'm not gonna

Will: did you jus- did you just call me 'weel'?

Nico: averting his eyes, no..

Will: ;)

Will: c'mere, death boy, drink some hot cocoa, take all my hoodies.

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the song Rewrite the stars (by Zac Efron and Zendeya) reminds me sooo much of percabeth, like the early years (book 1,2 and 3) also annabeths reluctance because of the fight between Athena and Poseidon, overall it's an awesome song

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I wish there was a computer virus called as KIRA and it kills (pun intended) everything in the laptop, computer etc and at last we see our device name written in red in a notebook page on the screen