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Me seing the GIFs: "Yes, yes, die, you miserable horrid symbols of hate!"

We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s fifth anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.

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What a good green

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I can confirm that the average adult human body (5-7 liters of blood) can lose up to two liters before it gets critical.

I´m a medic, I know this shit.

Being a writer is:

1% writing

19% aggressively pacing while whispering dialogue to yourself

30% googling “how much blood can someone lose before they die”

20% staring at the wall thinking about your villain’s tragic backstory

15% crying over a dead darling

50% rereading your own work

and 100% wondering why no one is reading your masterpiece at 3am

and being really bad at math.

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Seriously, does chess have anything to do with gender?

No, it fucking doesn´t!

So everyone quit whining about "evil trans people"!!!

It was never about "fairness." They're punishing trans teenagers for existing. Most chess tournaments aren't even gendered.

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Meanwhile mythological Odysseus: ...

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

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One hell of a fine rock with one hell of a fine hat.

my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"

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This literally couldn´t get any better. It´s now in the shape of poetry, as a true prophecy is always meant to be.

Truly, the hand of Apollon was guiding you, oh blessed seeker of haikus.

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

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So there´s talk of making military service mandatory again in germany. I´ve seen statistics for how many people are in favour of which option (45% in favour of mandatory service for both men and women, 17% for reinstating it for men only, 35% for not reinstating it at all).

And here´s a few interesting facts. The statistic doesn´t include people under 18, aka the people who´s problem it´s gonna be. And in the youngest group that was asked (18-34 year-olds) over 50% were against it.

I think maybe the only people who get to decide such an important thing should be the very people affected by the decision, wether it is mandatory military service for people who are barely adult or abortions.

I think the only ones who should get to say wether young people will be forced to go fight and possibly die are young people. The only people who should get to decide wether pregnant people are allowed to abort early in the pregnancy are people who have uteruses.

As someone who´s problem that might be in about a year, I can safely say that, no, I don´t want to go die in a possible war I won´t stand behind for a maybe corrupt gouvernment I don´t support.

If a gouvernment official from germany sees this: If you force me to be a soldier, I swear by all that´s holy, I will take every possible measure to be the worst soldier I can be.

Just wanted to get that off my chest and rant about that shit a bit.

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It´s even weirder when you realize: the original spelling was "Iason". Because they didn´t have J´s.

Names from ancient greece can be sorted into two categories:

Extremely dignified, name worthy of loads of lore

Io, or some other silly sounding arrangement of vocals, very possibly without a single consonant

I mean, there was this island named "Aiaia"

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In winter, you could just put your whole credit card into your glove and complete your purchases with The Magic Money Touch

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Anyone else immediately read "GOTH CLOWNS ONLY"???

I THOUGHT I WASN´T DYSLEXIC?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

I COULD READ PERFECTLY FINE YESTERDAY????

WHY MY BRAIN SCRAMBELING WORDS NOW??????????

when you're dumb as hell but the morbidly dressed dyslexic baddies keep falling for you anyway

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TBH, I was just bored when being issed, like c´mon man, stop eating my face, I want to do something more interesting.

No idea abt sex, even the idea of it is just, ew. The plan is to die a virgin. They can turn mde into virgin human oil or smt.

i think im one of the funnier types of acearo because i think sex is awesome but kissing? awful disgusting experience 0/10 would not reccomend. i get grossed out even trying to reminisce on the times ive tried it. fanfiction makes it sound so much better than it is in reality. mouths dont even taste good.

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You only call them reliable because you´ve never sat on a german train.

Nobody, and I mean not a single person in germany likes trains. They´re always late and/or break down somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Most unreliable public transport, even if snails were to count as public transport.

not sure why obsession with trains is seen as an autism thing when i think any reasonable human being with joy in their heart should be at least a little obsessed with trains. decently reliable public transport? with a rhytmic soothing motion but steady enough on long distances that you could read or draw while riding? getting to see the sights as you speed past? 10/10 best way to travel.

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It is baby cube. Feed it so it´ll think of you favourably. Then you can use your friendly cube to get revenge against your enemies!

found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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Dunno, might just be summer?

Accidentally fried a v-shaped sunburn onto my chest by wearing a v-neck for once last week

Is tanning back in fashion again? Been seeing girls in tube tops with very distinct bikini tan lines fried on them.

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Passive-agressive grave stones is a new one, how intrigueing

That can't be good for business. This is like a zero star Yelp Review for a Victorian business.

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Moon day sunday :)

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?