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Calliope Greenwaters
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They/them, Aro/Ace, no idea what I´m doing.I enjoy writing, reading and art. I dunno if I´m gonna post smt or what.Calliope isn´t actually my name, I just decided to call myself that.
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trytocallmecal · 18 hours ago
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MBJ probably gets as much cuteness agression with SHQ in either of those poses as I do for this adorable, fluffy little mammal.
I JUST WANT TO SQUISH IT!!!!!!!!
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Shang Qinghua behavior
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trytocallmecal · 19 hours ago
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Everyoneneeds to see this, it´s so fucking beautiful
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trytocallmecal · 22 hours ago
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"Yeah, I eat anything, don´t worry"
(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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trytocallmecal · 23 hours ago
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Of course you did
guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨
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trytocallmecal · 2 days ago
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Me seing the GIFs: "Yes, yes, die, you miserable horrid symbols of hate!"
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We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s fifth anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.
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trytocallmecal · 2 days ago
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What a good green
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trytocallmecal · 2 days ago
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I can confirm that the average adult human body (5-7 liters of blood) can lose up to two liters before it gets critical.
I´m a medic, I know this shit.
Being a writer is:
1% writing
19% aggressively pacing while whispering dialogue to yourself
30% googling “how much blood can someone lose before they die”
20% staring at the wall thinking about your villain’s tragic backstory
15% crying over a dead darling
50% rereading your own work
and 100% wondering why no one is reading your masterpiece at 3am
and being really bad at math.
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trytocallmecal · 3 days ago
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Seriously, does chess have anything to do with gender?
No, it fucking doesn´t!
So everyone quit whining about "evil trans people"!!!
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It was never about "fairness." They're punishing trans teenagers for existing. Most chess tournaments aren't even gendered.
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trytocallmecal · 4 days ago
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Meanwhile mythological Odysseus: ...
Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
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trytocallmecal · 4 days ago
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One hell of a fine rock with one hell of a fine hat.
my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"
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trytocallmecal · 4 days ago
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This literally couldn´t get any better. It´s now in the shape of poetry, as a true prophecy is always meant to be.
Truly, the hand of Apollon was guiding you, oh blessed seeker of haikus.
You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.
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trytocallmecal · 4 days ago
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So there´s talk of making military service mandatory again in germany. I´ve seen statistics for how many people are in favour of which option (45% in favour of mandatory service for both men and women, 17% for reinstating it for men only, 35% for not reinstating it at all).
And here´s a few interesting facts. The statistic doesn´t include people under 18, aka the people who´s problem it´s gonna be. And in the youngest group that was asked (18-34 year-olds) over 50% were against it.
I think maybe the only people who get to decide such an important thing should be the very people affected by the decision, wether it is mandatory military service for people who are barely adult or abortions.
I think the only ones who should get to say wether young people will be forced to go fight and possibly die are young people. The only people who should get to decide wether pregnant people are allowed to abort early in the pregnancy are people who have uteruses.
As someone who´s problem that might be in about a year, I can safely say that, no, I don´t want to go die in a possible war I won´t stand behind for a maybe corrupt gouvernment I don´t support.
If a gouvernment official from germany sees this: If you force me to be a soldier, I swear by all that´s holy, I will take every possible measure to be the worst soldier I can be.
Just wanted to get that off my chest and rant about that shit a bit.
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trytocallmecal · 5 days ago
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It´s even weirder when you realize: the original spelling was "Iason". Because they didn´t have J´s.
Names from ancient greece can be sorted into two categories:
Extremely dignified, name worthy of loads of lore
Io, or some other silly sounding arrangement of vocals, very possibly without a single consonant
I mean, there was this island named "Aiaia"
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trytocallmecal · 5 days ago
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In winter, you could just put your whole credit card into your glove and complete your purchases with The Magic Money Touch
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trytocallmecal · 5 days ago
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Anyone else immediately read "GOTH CLOWNS ONLY"???
I THOUGHT I WASN´T DYSLEXIC?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
I COULD READ PERFECTLY FINE YESTERDAY????
WHY MY BRAIN SCRAMBELING WORDS NOW??????????
when you're dumb as hell but the morbidly dressed dyslexic baddies keep falling for you anyway
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trytocallmecal · 5 days ago
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TBH, I was just bored when being issed, like c´mon man, stop eating my face, I want to do something more interesting.
No idea abt sex, even the idea of it is just, ew. The plan is to die a virgin. They can turn mde into virgin human oil or smt.
i think im one of the funnier types of acearo because i think sex is awesome but kissing? awful disgusting experience 0/10 would not reccomend. i get grossed out even trying to reminisce on the times ive tried it. fanfiction makes it sound so much better than it is in reality. mouths dont even taste good.
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trytocallmecal · 5 days ago
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You only call them reliable because you´ve never sat on a german train.
Nobody, and I mean not a single person in germany likes trains. They´re always late and/or break down somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Most unreliable public transport, even if snails were to count as public transport.
not sure why obsession with trains is seen as an autism thing when i think any reasonable human being with joy in their heart should be at least a little obsessed with trains. decently reliable public transport? with a rhytmic soothing motion but steady enough on long distances that you could read or draw while riding? getting to see the sights as you speed past? 10/10 best way to travel.
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