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¿˙˙˙ʇou ɹo˙˙˙˙˙ ˙˙˙lɐǝɹ ɹoɟ sıɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ sI

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Homosexual? No, no, you misunderstand me. I’m homersexual. I’m attracted to those in the Iliad and the Odyssey

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reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

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Patroclus: I think we’re starting to phase out the ‘B’ in our ‘Bromance’ now.

Achilles: You might be right, honestly.

Patroclus: …

Achilles: …

Achilles: You can pull out now, by the way.

Patroclus: Oh, right. Sorry.

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[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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My absolute favorite my babyyyy

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Give him that damn cookie💔

Alt and ref

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

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“you have a headache from doing nothing all day??”

idk how to explain chronic migraines to you

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My fave scene in botw.

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Wyrm on a string

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rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

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can i come over and kiss you 10000000000000 times

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Odysseus and Penelope matching charms,,,

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Hc that Penelope is just as much of a dramatic sad wet cat loser as Odysseus is but because most stories about the Odyssey are from his perspective we never see it bc she’s perfect to him

Penelope, giggling, kicking her feet in her dark room:

Servant: what happened

Penelope, planning their wedding: he looked at me