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N no one of them are great guys
Adulthood is realising Joey is a great guy and Ross is a dick.
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Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?
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I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.
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“ur so quiet” thanks i do not want to talk to you
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One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad
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▪︎Three tapestry panels (Joan of Arc, St. Agnes and Richard Coeur de Lyon).
Maker: Old Windsor Tapestry Manufactory (1876-1890)
Date: 1880-1890
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Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
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“Dear Cuttail: I am writing to you to say everything really! I love you so much. I want to see you. You know that key ring you gave me, well it’s on my pencil case. My friends think you’re scary [only being childish like they are]. I love you so much. I will always love you longer than anyone shall live. P.S: Could you please write back?”
- a letter written by an 8 year old British girl to the Great White Shark she adopted*.
I love this child as much as she loves this giant shark. I can’t find a picture specifically identifying Cuttail but he’s described as the most photogenic of the Great White Sharks found near San Francisco so I think we can gamble that this might be him:

*From The Devil’s Teeth by Susan Casey
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“How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene.
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