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[id: tweet by @thenatbird reading “april fools is impossible now. i just woke up to “elon musk drops rap single about harambe” and “mussolini’s granddaughter is beefing with jim carrey on twitter” and neither of them were jokes”]

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so I’m about to make some paper mache for a cosplay prop, right? I open up some old newspapers, I find the comic sheet and start looking through it cause who doesn’t like comics right? and who else is staring at me from the kid’s drawings corner, than fucking Dio Brando

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so that mcelroys home video compilation

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imagine if JK Rowling started announcing outlandish things about characters from books she doesn’t even own

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“Money doesn’t buy happiness” ok and poverty buys what exactly

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There is a new Spice Girls meme, and I am absolutely on board with it.

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Wait, y’all thought Josuke was the only Jojo character based on Prince?

AHEM. Excuse me moment…

No wonder I fell so hard for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Araki put Prince in nearly every character and I FUCKING LOVE IT!!

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yall really wanna forget that the comedian from the “LET ME IN” meme is a huge transmisogynist huh.

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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

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pea brain: naruto is good

normal brain: naruto is formulaic but okay

expanded brain: naruto is bad and kishimoto is a bad writer because all his characters have the same generic “"sad”“ backstory and the details are swapped out mad-libs style this is so sad Alexa play Sorrow and Sadness

galaxy brain: the side-characters having similar traumas to naruto is indicative of the problems ninja society faces as a natural consequence of using literal child soldiers and naruto’s best trait is his ability to empathize with others precisely because of their shared experiences. the backstories being similar or outright mirrors of the past are an effective storytelling tool that reinforces the struggles naruto faces, builds interesting side characters without the need for overdevelopment, contrasts with the way characters like sasuke handle similar situations, and provide familiar structure to an episodic series that might otherwise struggle with maintaining a consistent theme.

yggdrasil nirvana brain: kakashi said gay rights.

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