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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
#I mean I probably do have 5 celebrities saved on my phone but like bc I have a repository of reaction gifs#I mean depending on your definition of celebrity in reverse chronological order and slumdog millionaire style:#1. Hannah Montana bc my bf’s roomie is really into terrible blond women and I was like if being blond is all it takes I know how to fix him#2. The sex addicted tortoise who fathered 800 children and rescued his species bc my bf is looking for a new job#3. megamind bc my buddy shaved his head and I was trying to turn him into the no bitches meme and needed to color match his skin tone#4. Timothee Xiaolongmei bc I wanted to take a commemorative photo after I beat the lies of P DLC#5. Falstaff the Duolingo bear teaching me how to ask “is it big?” in Japanese#which I sent to multiple people *ahem*#ookii desuka? 👀👀👀
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Cheese guardian
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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
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yippee! <- response to pleasant stimuli
wehh <- response to unpleasant stimuli
awawawawa <- creation of stimuli
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
#my work computer pushed a new article saying New York’s new mayor who hates Israel has won#and it was definitely spinning that as a bad thing but I was like wow awesomes 😍
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