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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

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you ever take a shower and suddenly you're human again

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”

—Oscar Wilde

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Puppy

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

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All 13 Weapon Fairies

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Aaaa hope your day is good good!! And was wondering if you could draw a happy genos? For the soul :")

Only if u want ofc🫂

boy can’t blush so every time he smiles u can’t tell whether he’s happy or in pain