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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

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wanna come back to my place and play some video games or somethn

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he’s comfortable with me sitting about 20 ft away now

also he chirps at me

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GORDON RAMSAY: Right mate, I had a look at the walk-in and it's a fucking disgrace. How often did you say you swap out the imprisoned child whose continual suffering is the bedrock of your patrons' happiness MANAGER: The suffering child? Once a year, chef GORDON RAMSAY: My eye you do! Yours's been in there so long he's gone beardy! Fuck me, he looks like he could just rent a car and drive off any day now. No wonder everybody who sees this place walks away from it

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the world needs to see this tweet

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Absolute magical moment driving home. Going down a dark parkway. See something moving on the side of the road so I slow down. Two 20-something dudes in weirdly matching tank tops and gym shorts carrying a dead deer along the side of the road, one guy holding the front legs the other guy moving the back. Not just like moving it out of the street, they were fully walking to destinations unknown with deer corpse in tow. No vehicles parked anywhere along the road. No fucking idea what they were doing with it. Both dudes looking directly into the headlights with blank expressions. One guy had sunglasses on his forehead. Dead deer eyeshine catching the light. “In Your Eyes” Peter Gabriel blasting from my car the whole time which isn't directly relevant but really added to the experience.

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‘what are you planning to do with your degree?’ maybe jerk off for a few years i dont know

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me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time

the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!

me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw

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to all the people who think dressing alt/being a part of the alt subculture is too expensive: tiktok has rotted your brain.

you don't have to buy expensive clothes. do what people did in the 80s and 90s. go to the thrift store, get some cheap shit & fuck it up with scissors and thread. make your own patches out of old t-shirts. make a top by cutting the crotch out of a pair of tights. make pins out of bottle caps. dye your own hair. rip holes in things. whatever you do, do not go purchase distressed clothes. CUT THAT SHIT UP YOURSELF. trust me there is nothing more satisfying than sitting on the floor at midnight absolutely flaying a sweater that used to be your mom's. it's also free.

alt isn't expensive & diy culture is the soul of it. now for the love of god go have fun.

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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Maybe the true dungeon was the meshi we made along the way!

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Senshi...