THE ALWAYS HUNGRY MOON CHILD WHO WRITES USHIHINA AND OIKAGE
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Headcannon that Harry’s glasses aren’t prescription (because the Dursley’s couldn’t be bothered) and that his glasses are probably just the ones of some dead relative Vernon dug up from an old drawer, so that even with his glasses his vision is a bit blurry. After the battle of Hogwarts and everything, he decides to finally take himself to an eye doctor and get actual prescription glasses (he still chooses a pair of round frames because he’s just used to them) and is astonished by the level of detail in everything. He’s looking at everything. He grabs Ron’s face and is like, “Mate, you have so many freckles,” and Ron’s just like, “Yeah, duh?” And he goes back to Hogwarts for eighth year (he can actually read what’s on the board and comes to realize he doesn’t hate studying as much when he doesn’t have to hold the book two inches from his face) and all is going well until he spots Draco and just. stops. because Draco bloody Malfoy was not supposed to be that fucking pretty goddamnit. Shut up, Hermione, this is too a big deal Stop laughing Ron You don’t understand why is he so pretty this isn't right he’snotsupposedtobethatprettyMerlinstoplaughingRonthisisn’tfunny
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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oikawa's moving castle AU
(from HQ flash exchange)
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Fic: Employee of the Month
Employee of the Month
by: foolish_mortal
Watanuki applies to work at the Green Drugstore because he needs the extra money. Rated: T, Douwata, background Kakei/Saiga, Rikuo/Kazahaya OR: Watanuki works for the Green Drugstore, instead of the wish shop
OR: Watanuki plays his queer awakening on speedrun after being hired into a shonen-ai manga
OR: Watanuki and Doumeki co-parent an egg baby ------------------------------------------------------
BIG thank you to thecarlysutra for being my co-commiserator/cheerleader when this fic was coming down to the wire, and helped me finish this! You can be my wingman anytime <3
I'm so grateful to @crimeandcricket's excellent beta work. Thank you for doing such a meticulous job, even after I asked you for help at the eleventh hour. ^_^
This idea has been lying in my WIP pile since literally 2012. Thank you to the Trick or Treat Exchange for pushing me to start writing again, and to the requester for prompting ideas to get the creative juices flowing!
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Cleanup batter😏⚾️
I haven't updated anything lately in here (same on IG) I'm more active on patreon and X, but I will try to keep on track here too!
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very silly and self indulgent comic because i cant stop thinking about these two
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Get yourself someone who will listen to you yap about your special interests

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….Sometimes you have to give up on drawing hands that make any anatomical sense and settle for some wacky lines (:
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