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Any time someone complains that there's no pain like shipping a rarepair, I'm reminded that, for a time, I was into a pairing whose sole prolific author would open every piece with an author's note explaining that their work contains no trans women, it's merely situated in an alternative universe where sometimes cis women have penises.

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I don’t follow football/soccer but I like that there’s a Muslim soccer player who’s so good that he made the city of Liverpool measurably less racist

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But when a woman is stalked by her dangerous ex, there's just nothing the police can do.

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@wersman2

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Hello! This is Super Mario.

*retch*

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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

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Trip they had | HM

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Calliope & Suisei by bluefield [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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Hi - I don't have bsky, so can someone else send them this post? (Linked below)

Given what they post, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they got caught in the "wide bot-catching nets" that are sometimes deployed.

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I posted this on discord, but I decided it deserves to go on Tumblr too.

Absolutely evil move from the casino

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frikulu 

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happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent