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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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i love to 👍 i'm a thumbs-upper in real life and online

peak of simplistic silent communication to me

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(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

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tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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girls and boys and miku

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laptop at 13% battery: i cant take it anymore!!!!! (dies)

phone at 1% battery:

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I'm fine I just need to jack off hard enough I go blind momentarily and then kill myself straight afterwards.

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need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

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who up smoking they wiener ⁉️⁉️

(higher quality ver. and still image under cut)

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ever since i was a little boy i always wanted to be on my phone at work

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

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Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

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redraw of smth i did a year ago #yippee