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it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters
go bump in the night
scratches at your door
alarming noises
“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing
turn back and THERE IT IS
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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats
My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.
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Restaurants Safe Foods Masterpost
Food from my master post, this is just so you don’t have to scroll through the whole thing if you didn’t want to on my masterpost
A&W
Applebees
Arbys
Bojangles
Burger King
Bj’s
Carrabas
Cheddars
Chick-Fil-A
Chilis
Chipotle
Chuck E Cheese
Cici’s
Cracker Barrel
Culivers
Dairy Queen/Orange Julius
Denny’s
Dominos
Dunkin Donuts
Fire House Subs
Five Guys
Fuddruckers
Golden Coral
Hard Rock
In and Out Burger
IHOP
Jasons Deli
KFC
Krispy Kreme
Little Caesers
Krystals
Logans Road House
Long Horn Steak House
McAlisters Deli
McDonalds
Movie Theaters
Olive Garden
Outback Steak House
Panda Express
Panera Bread Co.
Papa Johns
Papa Murphys
Pizza Hut
Popeyes
PF Changs
Red Robins (yuUUMMM)
Ruby Tuesday
Sonic
Steak and Shake
Subway
Taco Bell
Texas Road House
Tim Hortons
Waffle House
Wendy’s
White Castle
Zaxbys
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Personal thinspo
things I’m looking forward to experiencing again (based on my past experience):
a defined face
hipbones
seeing my bone structure
bony “angel wings”
no more baby cheeks
a prettier, more proportional face
narrow waist
slender fingers
an enormous thigh gap
perfect long legs
dropping from a DD to an A/B so that I can go braless and bralettes are comfy
running my hands across my bones
a prominent bony breastplate
collarbones that could collect rainwater
freckles settling in on my bonier face
makeup looking more flattering
my hair framing my bonier face
wearing my bodycon and shape framing dresses
wearing super tiny-waist skirts
lifting up a loose shirt or sweater to see my ultra skinny body
my boyfriend jeans hanging off loosely
fitting in only the smallest of sizes
wearing my hair up without worrying about how my face is framed
bloating after eating no longer makes me look 6 months pregnant
shutting up anyone who thinks or tells me i look fat
being prettier
skinny arms
perfect manicures on my slender nails
shopping for food doesn’t make me embarassed because I’m skinny
occasionally getting “junk food” isn’t embarassing
qualifying for modeling if i wanted to
being stopped on the street and told I’m pretty
my favorite clothes fits me flawlessly
one less problem to worry about
everything fits me
wearing white & light colored jeans without it looking grotesque
wearing shorts knowing they actually flatter me
wearing belts with everything to keep it on me
clothes being too big on me
a sense of accomplishment and pride
fitting into my aesthetic
my bones peeping out
people mistaking me for a model
walking around a beach without shame
knowing i scare people with how perfectly skinny I am and how little I weigh for my height
not being embarassed to change in front of someone
not embarassed to get a massage (unless they comment “you’re too bony”)
not shy of the camera
traveling is more fun
being able to go to restaurants from time to time or pick special days when i can actually eat what I’d like to or try new food
saving a ton of money on food & spending it on other cooler things like traveling or clothes
being light enough that if someone tries to pick me up or give me a piggyback ride, I’m lighter than they expect & thus not embarassed
being more awake even when tired bc I’m always hungry
less surface area to shave
occupying less area in general
being able to not eat for long periods of time
walking around in lingerie without being embarassed
surprising people who havent seen me in a long time with how much skinnier and prettier ive gotten
control over an aspect of my life
control over something that no one can mess with or take away from me
not sweating anymore unless its over 40 degrees C
looking skinny even in snow gear
being cold at night during summers so i can cuddle in a duvet or warm blanket like in the winter
bruising from things hitting my hipbone reminding me of how skinny i am
the power of saying no to food and starving myself
being my own thinspo and thinspo worthy
giving advice & feeling worthy of doing so
feeling worthy of my blog & of going on tumblr
holidays, family time & memories suddenly become so precious
people jealous of my successful weight loss
being a pro at walking bc my endurance from so much walking is really high
a walk to the shower is more fun bc my reflection is skinny
getting a pastry in a nice cafe is charming and appropriate, not laughable
being as skinny as a faerie or a nymph
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It’s worth it
Every night going to bed a little hungry
Every skipped meal
Every green tea
Every salad
Every denied food offer
Every walk
Every junk food skip
Every work out
Every gallon of water
Every day waking up a little skinnier
It’s all worth it
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(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x
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//TO POKEMON GA BLOGS//
First, this is going to be long post. Beware and I hope I don’t offend anybody in anyway.
Um hi… I’ve been participating in many SuMO giveaways since December. I’m very grateful for all the time and effort each blog puts in for each giveaway. You guys have inspired me to make graphics for fun and to give back to the community in some way. So, I was thinking I could possibly help, if needed.
Below are some examples of what I can do. These are just simple templates/ideas I’ve come up with. I put a watermark so people don’t steal :>



If you would like me to make you something or anything for your GA, please PM me so we can discuss! Also, please note that I live in Hawaii because I’ve noticed a lot of GAs use CST/EST :x
I am not trying to take advantage of the GAs by knowing which pokemon will be given which is incredibly silly imo. I just want to help! D:
I won’t be tagging all the blogs I follow. I hope you guys will reblog so others will see this.
@scionadventures, @sawsbuckgiveaways, @tapugiveaways, @ninjaskueen, @cynthiaofsinnoh, @lillies-giveaways, @profsycamore, @vivillon-giveaways, @roseradetea, @shinysnivygiveaways, @shiny-pokemon-giveaways, @articuno-giveaways, @pokemon-weekly-giveaways, @shynhex, @tifflolxkat, @kain-giveaway, @professor-shiny-toke, @entei-giveaways, @golden-tree-giveaways, @metagiveaways, @weskyspokemongiveaways, @saigiveaways, @gothorita-giveaways, @professorsinnoh
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remember when the poison status was intense as fuck and you had to rush your poisoned pokemon to a pokemon center and the game would make that awful fucking noise that made you feel bad for allowing such a thing to happen to your pokemon
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Pokemon Snap Cards for printing stickers at Blockbuster
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this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen
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Most Hated Pokemon Giveaway
Today, 8 mods will be giving out 8 Pokemon that we hate!
Tapu Lele
Seismitoad lv.100. ♂
Nickname- BadFrog Nature- Relaxed Ability- Water Absorb Move-set- Rain Dance Scald Toxic Earthquake Item Held- Leftovers Pokeball- Dream Ball
Captain Acerola
Jynx lv.100. ♀
Nickname- Nicki Nature- Timid Ability- Dry Skin Move-set- Ice Beam Lovely Kiss Psyshock Focus Blast Item Held- Focus Sash Pokeball- Dream Ball
Tapu Bulu
Drifblim lv.100. ♂
Nickname- Uggloon Nature- Adamant Ability- Unburden Move-set- Acrobatics Substitute Will-O-Wisp Destiny Bond Item Held- Liechi Berry Pokeball- Heavy Ball
Captain Mallow
Stunfisk lv.100. ♂
Nickname- Pancake Nature- Bold Ability- Static Move-set- Frustration Discharge Earth Power Toxic Item Held- Leftovers Pokeball- Premier ball
Kahuna Olivia
Scolipede lv.50. ♂
Nickname- Wormhorse Nature- Jolly Ability- Speed Boost Move-set- Pin Missile Spikes Endeavour Protect Item Held- Focus Sash Pokeball- Luxury Ball
Kahuna Nanu
Bronzong lv.50
Nickname- Bronzwrong Nature- Sassy Ability- Levitate Move-set- Gyro Ball Earthquake Stealth Rock Toxic Item Held- Leftovers Pokeball- Premier Ball
Captain Kiawe (hi!) Magmortar lv.100. ♂
Nickname- QuackCannon Nature- Rash Ability- Vital Spirit Move-set- Flamethrower Thunderbolt Hidden Power (Grass) Earthquake Item Held- Expert Belt Pokeball- Level Ball
You need to wait for a separate post before you can deposit for these:
Tapu Koko Rhyperior
Trial Goer Nano Zubat
Deposit a MALE ROGGENROLA [Named TapuGA] into the GTS. We do NOT accept anything else.
You may only deposit for ONE of EACH pokemon. If we catch you double dipping we will ban you from future giveaways on here and our own giveaway blogs.
Level and Gender Lock to avoid sniping if possible. Wrong gender or level lock = NO TRADE. We do not call you out if you use the wrong locks.
Wrong nickname (capitalisation isn’t necessary) = NO TRADE
Do NOT pester us about how long you’ve been in the GTS, if you pester us you will be banned.
Be patient. Do not tell us when you deposit.
Tips
If you join the giveaway late, quickly browse the blog for posts regarding which Pokemon aren’t receiving many deposits. If there isn’t one, ask us!
Try & deposit for the Pokemon that you want from the least popular list, first.
After receiving all that you want from this selection, make a choice on what popular one you would like the most. Deposit for this.
If you get traded before the giveaway ends, great! Deposit for another Pokemon, you could also ask which are the least popular again, as these do change over time.
If you follow those tips, you should be able to get a nice number of Pokemon!
We will tell you when we have run out of a certain Pokemon or are closing the giveaway.
Thanks for participating!
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Please DON’T reupload my art! Reblog it and DON’T remove the copyright! © XQueen-Nyra 2017 DeviantART: http://xqueen-nyra.deviantart.com/ And on my (sometimes NSFW) Furaffinity ~ www.furaffinity.net/user/xquee…
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