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THE BASICS
FULL NAME: kehlani ashley parrish MEANING: sea and sky PRONUNCIATION: kay - law - knee NICKNAME: lani, lani tsunami MUSE LABEL: the tidal wave DATE OF BIRTH: april 24th, 1995 ZODIAC SIGN: taurus RELIGION: raised loosely roman catholic ETHNICITY: black, white, native american, hispanic, and filipino NATIONALITY: american GENDER: cis!female PREFERRED PRONOUNS: she/her SEXUAL PREFERENCE: bisexual ROMANTIC PREFERENCE: biromantic HOMETOWN: oakland, california OTHER PLACES LIVED: los angeles, california LANGUAGE(S) KNOWN: english and spanish
BACKGROUND
BIRTH ORDER: first born LEVEL OF EDUCATION: high school EXPERIENCED DISCIPLINE: yes, her aunt was strict because she cared FAMILY’S ECONOMIC STATUS: lower class CHILDHOOD CAREER CHOICE: ballerina SCHOOL SUBJECT(S) THEY EXCELLED AT: music SCHOOL SUBJECT(S) THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH: math
APPEARANCE, VOICE & MANNERISMS
HEIGHT: 5 foot, 4 inches WEIGHT: 112.5 pounds FIGURE/BUILD: slim HAIR COLOR: black HAIR STYLE/LENGTH/WIDTH: short, curly (often wears weave) EYE COLOR: brown SELF-CARE: over recent years, kehlani has begun to care more about taking care of herself. now she drinks water and has cut back on drinking and smoking (for a while she didn’t do either). SKIN TONE: tan TATTOOS: too many to name PIERCINGS: ears and nose FREQUENTLY WORN JEWELRY: earrings, septum ring, nose ring
PERSONALITY:
PERSONALITY TYPE: enfp UPON FIRST MEETING THEM: shy, reserved, silly GETTING TO KNOW THEM: loud, even sillier, kind hearted CATCHPHRASE(S): n/a POSITIVE TRAITS: kind, happy, bubbly, sarcastic, sassy, silly, passionate, compassionate NEGATIVE TRAITS: insecure, stubborn, prideful, mouthy LIKES: star wars, animals, body modifications, dancing DISLIKES: social pressure, USUAL MOOD: laid back, silly SENSE OF HUMOR: everything makes her laugh SOFT SPOTS/VULNERABILITIES: her birth parents INSECURITIES: FEARS: failure, letting her city down, losing herself, losing her family COMFORTS: oakland, oversized sweatpants, HABITS/QUIRKS: quirky NERVOUS TICS: shaking leg, biting nails, isolating herself HOBBIES: writing, dancing, movie marathons GUILTY PLEASURE: cheesy cult movies from the 80s (specifically dirty dancing) DESIRES: a better life for her siblings, her mother’s sobriety, WISHES: same as desires REGRETS: forgiving her mother so many times only to be let down again SECRETS: to be determined SUPERSTITIONS: none LUCKY NUMBER: 19 PET PEEVES: social media thugs, being underestimated, people assuming things about her
HEALTH & PSYCHOLOGY
TIME OF BIRTH: 11:30pm PLACE OF BIRTH: oakland, california MANNER OF BIRTH: KIND OF BIRTH: vaginal BIRTH WEIGHT/LENGTH: SEX: female DIET: omnivore ALCOHOL USE: yes, socially DRUG USE: yes, frequently ADDICTIONS: none ALLERGIES: pears EXERCISE HABITS: none, but she’s active because of being a musician constantly on the move SLEEPING HABITS: she’s got a special skill that allows her to sleep anywhere, any time. DO THEY GET OCCASIONAL CHECKUPS: yes, her umbilical hernia has had her hospitalized a few times EVER BROKEN A BONE: no HOSPITAL VISITS, WHAT FOR: hernia ANY PHYSICAL AILMENTS/ILLNESSES/DISABILITIES: as mentioned ANY MENTAL ILLNESSES/DISORDERS: bipolar disorder, depression WHEN WERE THEY DIAGNOSED: fifteen years old MEDICATION REGULARLY TAKEN: depakote, 25 mg/kg daily PHOBIA(S): none ARE THEY PRONE TO VIOLENCE: no
LITTLE THINGS
ENNEAGRAM TYPE: peacemaker MORAL ALIGNMENT: lawful good ELEMENT: earth HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff INTELLIGENCE TYPE: musical SOCIABILITY: introverted EMOTIONAL STABILITY: pretty decent but vulnerable to faltering
LEGAL RECORD
BIRTH NAME: kehlani ashley parrish OTHER LEGAL NAMES: n/a ANY SPEEDING TICKETS: no HAVE THEY EVER BEEN ARRESTED: no, but only because she’s a fast runner which came in handy when house parties were broken up EVER SERVED PRISON TIME: no DO THEY HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD: no HAVE THEY COMMITTED ANY VIOLENT CRIMES: no PROPERTY CRIMES: no TRAFFIC CRIMES: no: OTHER CRIMES: no WERE THEY EVER LEGALLY DECLARED DEAD: no
CAREER AND INCOME
OCCUPATION: singer/songwriter PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: her occupation SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME: none NET WORTH: 3 million CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB: yes PAST JOBS: singer in poplyfe SPENDING HABITS: impulsive, but she’s working on it DREAM JOB: ballerina WORK ETHIC: driven and passionate FEELINGS ON THEIR PAST OCCUPATION: she loved poplyfe, but she was being taken advantage of by the adults in charge and when she called it out – her ‘best friends’ ditched her, so it’s a tainted experience REASON FOR LEAVING PAST OCCUPATIONS: there was some shadiness, sketchiness, and overall inappropriate-ness from the adults who were in charge of the band. because she was estranged from her legal guardian at the time, kehlani was an easy target for mistreatment and it eventually became to be too much. REASON FOR THEIR CURRENT CHOICE OF OCCUPATION: singing is her second choice, which she had to go with because her first choice (dancing) became impossible because of a knee injury HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN IN THEIR CURRENT OCCUPATION?: 3 years ARE THEY WELL LIKED AMONG THEIR COLLEAGUES AND EMPLOYERS: yes! kehlani is becoming a name in her genre, which is a big deal for a new comer.
RESIDENCE:
LIVING SITUATION: by herself, with some pets GOOD OR BAD NEIGHBORHOOD?: good COST/RENT: 1.4 million HOME TYPE : house HOW MANY STORIES: 2 EXTERIOR COLOUR: white INTERIOR COLOUR: white HOW MANY BEDROOMS: 4 HOW MANY BATHROOMS: 4 ANY PLANTS: a few scattered throughout TILE, WOOD, OR CARPETING: wood HOUSEKEEPING: none, she does it herself SOMETHING THEY USUALLY KEEP STOCKED IN THEIR FRIDGE OR CABINET: hot cheetos and puffcorn SOMETHING THEY ALWAYS KEEP NEXT TO THEIR NIGHT STAND: water, a lighter, and a small journal HOW DO THEIR NEIGHBORS FEEL ABOUT THEM: they think she’s sweet because she watches their pets/waters their plants when they’re out of town DO THEY HATE THEIR NEIGHBORS; IF SO, WHY: she doesn’t, but she feels out of place in such a high class part of the city IS THEIR HOME HAUNTED: no HAS THERE BEEN ANY DEATHS IN THEIR HOME: not that she knows of OTHER: none
SEX AND ROMANCE:
VIRGINITY: no, lost when she was in high school GENDER PREFERENCE: none DOMINANT/SUBMISSIVE: neutral, leaning submissive TOP/BOTTOM/VERSATILE: versatile TURN-ONS: confidence, dirty talk, dominance TURN-OFFS: cocky, demanding, selfish MAJOR KINKS: bdsm, dirty talk, prolonged foreplay AVERAGE KINKS: who the fuck knows ANTI-KINKS: mommy kinks, any bodily fluid, physical harm, etc GENERAL LIBIDO: medium to high DO THEY HAVE SEX OFTEN: if she can vibe with someone, yes DO THEY TAKE THE INITIATIVE: yes HOW DO THEY ACT: very playful, very teasing DO THEY GO SLOW OR JUMP IN: slow in foreplay, jump in for the rest DO THEY ACT LIKE A FRIEND OR A LOVER: friend TYPE OF KISSER: sweet, caring, slow DO THEY LIKE KISSING IN PUBLIC: yes CAN THEY COMMIT TO ONE PERSON: yes WHAT ARE THEY LIKE IN RELATIONSHIPS: supportive, fun, relaxed DO THEY WANT KIDS: yes! before she’s 25 DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: it’d be nice since it’d break the stereotype HOW LONG WAS THEIR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: almost a year HOW ARE THEY IN BED: playful, more on the quiet side, DO THEY GET JEALOUS EASILY: yes and no, depends on the person FAVORITE POSITION: welcome to all FEELINGS ON ORAL: enjoys giving to women more than men
FAMILY:
FATHER: khalil banks (deceased( DESCRIBE THEIR RELATIONSHIP: none, as he was murdered when kehlani was only an infant. MOTHER: rayen parrish (estranged biological mother) and cheyenne parrish (adoptive mother/aunt) DESCRIBE THEIR RELATIONSHIP: kehlani has a very, very rocky relationship with her mother, who is a longterm drug addict. because of her illness, she has never been able to care for a child. as a result, kehlani was in and out of foster care for the first few years of her life until she was eventually taken away for good. as kehlani got older, her mother would show up out of the blue (usually swearing that she’s a changed woman), ask or steal money, then leave again. kehlani is used to this routine but it still hurts her to deal with. and as much as she wants to cut her off, she can’t completely turn her back on rayen. luckily, when kehlani was young, her aunt cheynne stepped in and legally adopted her and raised her as her own. from that moment on, kehlani had a stable home environment. it took very little time for kehlani to see cheyenne as her mother; if kehlani brings up her ‘mother’, it’s likely she really means her aunt. SIGNIFICANT OTHER: none CHILDREN: none PET(S): 2 cats, 1 dog BEST FRIEND(S): gerald gillum CHILDHOOD FRIEND(S): n/a RIVAL(S): n/a PAST ROMANCE(S): xavier rexha ROOMMATE(S): n/a, hmu for these plots OTHER:
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welcome to the #sweetsexysavage plots! these are all kinds of romantic/intimate plots that would’ve inspired kehlani enough to write songs about on her debut album. all genders welcome for any plot! plots can be adjusted, combined, etc.
in my feelings · a connection that is notorious for going round and round like a carousel. kehlani really likes this person, and they really like her, but not enough to show it as well as they could. whether they admit it or not, they’ve kept kehlani hooked on their line for a long time now. as much as kehlani tries to get away from them and move on, it’s only a matter of time because she answers their calls and the cycle starts again. this person has done some critical damage to her self worth, the longer they toy with her, the longer she quietly lowers her self esteem.
piece of mind · during their relationship, kehlani eventually grew to be miserable. the drama between them was always constant, no matter how many times she tried to keep the piece they just couldn’t stop fighting. hurtful words were always thrown during arguments, their phones were always blowing up with texts during fights, and everything was blown out of proportion. after the fights, they would come back down from their anger and realized what they were doing, often trying to cover it up with romantic gestures to get her to forget.
not used to it · holy feelings batman, kehlani has got it bad! she’s full on in love with this person but with the love comes crippling fear. she hasn’t been given a lot of reasons to trust people in her life, which keeps her from embracing the feelings she has for this person. this person is paying for pain they did not inflict. she wants to give them a chance to show her something different, but always seems to chicken out. she probably comes close to letting them in emotionally but then clams up before it can really start.
everything is yours · written half by her perspective, half by the other person. this person was kehlani’s first real love, so it was intense, and of course crashed and burned. it was inevitable. still, they used to make promises to each other that kehlani still thinks about. this other person promised that no matter what, kehlani was the person for them. even though she broke up with them, they let her know that when she was ready, she could have them back – no matter who they were with or where they were in the world. their favorite pillow talk topic? getting married one day.
advice · kehlani fell for the wrong person, simple as that (although they may not have intended to be this way). there were a lot of empty promises involved, which eventually lead to their down fall. kehlani truly believed she was in a once-in-a-lifetime kind of love (and goes as far as to describe them as ‘the person of her dreams’) but was looking at the relationship through rose colored glasses. it just wasn’t healthy and she damn near went crazy trying to fix it. their break up was prolonged and kehlani felt as though she had the rug ripped out from underneath her. after their break up, the other person realized what their relationship had done to her and tried to be her friend, but it was too hard for her.
do u dirty · this person pursued a relationship with her and (like a lovesick fool) actually expected it to last. they saw the good in her and not the damage, so in a sense they idealized her. they fell for her as hard as they did fast, which was a little too much for kehlani. she was just interested in something light and fun, and granted it still was, but it was not mutual. kehlani liked them for sure, but she didn’t fall in love with them. she really broke this person’s heart by giving them a special kind of love (the kind that always has you in your feelings long after its gone) and then leaving because it got too serious. her reason for it was that she was too young for something of that intensity.
escape · this person is a good (read: great) person and kehlani knows it, which is why she likes them so much. and they like her too, and she knows it, but she’s not letting anything happen between them. why? because she sees the light in them and she knows she’d only end up dimming them. she’s let people get lost in her before, and she has lost herself in others, and she doesn’t want this person to be collateral damage to her destructive tendencies. she feels as though her love is a burden and this person is better off not being cuffed by her. she admires them romantically from a distance.
too much · to put it simply: kehlani misses having sex/being physically affectionate with this person but does not miss dating them. this person walked away from something good, and while they both may miss it, she’s steering clear of falling back in love with them again. possible a exes turned frenemies with benefits because their chemistry is too good to deny. they can fight and fuck all the other person wants but she’s not interested in anything else. bonus points if they want her back and that’s why they fight a lot.
get like · look out, y'all, kehlani’s got a crush! after being friends for awhile, these two are sleeping together. they originally started off as just drunk friends being just that but once they realized they had physical chemistry, it was all over for kehlani’s heart. for some reason, she decided to let her guard down for them. now they’ve both got playful crushes on each other and they’re just seeing where it goes. this person is starting to bring out the shy, dorky kehlani (an effect of her having a crush).
distraction · it is what it is, and these two is friends with benefits. she wants to have fun with someone and get affectionate with someone, but she’s really focused on her own vibe right now and she doesn’t want anything else. this person and kehlani decided to have some fun without the strings (but does it last?) they hang out, they go on casual dates, and they have sex but there are no titles involved. bonus points if it started out that way but got messy later on.
hold me by the heart · sorry fam i’m so lazy right now, this is basically about a person who took the broken pieces of her and is trying to put her together and is showing her that love doesn’t always have to hurt.
i wanna be · again i’m so lazy do you see how much i just wrote above?? this song is about getting to know if someone you like/love is worth it and seeing what things could be. she basically wants a promise that its true and is trying to figure out if it can be.
welcome to the plot page! these are all kinds of romantic/intimate plots that would’ve inspired kehlani enough to write songs about on her debut album. all genders welcome for any plot! plots can be adjusted, combined, etc.
click for plots based off of her songs (detailed/developed)
family plots
half siblings: kehlani has a bunch of older half siblings from her dad’s side who she never got to see much growing up and she’s also got half sibling from her mother’s side who she was separated from a few times in her life (must be black, native american, or hispanic)
foster siblings: for a few brief times in her childhood, kehlani was in the foster system. she could’ve met them in the foster home and stayed in touch.
cousins: kehlani was adopted by her aunt, and sees her aunt’s children as her own siblings. (preferably someone at least partially black, native american, or hispanic)
platonic plots
neighbors (past or present)
roommates in los angeles
childhood friends
kickback friends (who hang, get high, etc in a chilled environment)
best friend/confidant
plug/drug dealer
so close they feel like family
romantic plots (recommend clicking above link)
exes on bad, rocky, or weirdly close terms
friends in skinny love
ex fling that doesn’t feel finished
intimate plots
friends with benefits
one night stand
flirtationship
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don't be petty on her birthday don't be petty on her birthday don't be petty on her birthday don't be petty on her birthday don't be petty on her birthday
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honestly i’ve been shleepin’ in my own bed for the past few nights and now i get to for the next few weeks n i’m feeling so blessed
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6,405 fans as of JUNE 22ND kehlani is hanging onto the D-LIST
FANS GAINED: intro (+120), headcanons (+1155), para replies (+250), plotting (+200), exes [w/ xavier rexha and penny kimera] (+200), stat page (+400), plot page (+135), reblogging selfies (+440), papped in new york (+125), major attn during an event (+250), tweeting (+200), snapchat (+200), pregnancy (+290), tour (+1040), collab w/ makeup brand (+100), signing to kingdom (+400), setlist (+140), aesthetics (+210), tasks (+100), messaging people (+300), working navigation (+150) STARS GAINED: 30
FANS LOST: none STARS LOST: none
HIGHLIGHTS: kehlani attended the enchanted gala w/ joe anoa’i, where she bickered with penny. she fled the main ballroom in tears after talking to xavier rexha even though all he really said was that she looked nice that night. after crying in the bathroom, she asked joe to leave and they went to ocean city for a few days. kehlani went back to her tour afterwards because she didn’t have a reason to go to nashiville for father’s day. she admitted to xavier that she was pregnant when they broke up and that it didn’t work out. after this, depression hit her hard and she shut down. penny was there to pick up the pieces and force kehlani out of bed to finish the leg of the tour she was on. now the girls are having sex regularly and are talking about getting back together in their open relationship.
FEELINGS: her emotions are all over the place. she likes joe, but worries the age difference between them is too much of a problem—plus, she’s not about that baby mama life. still, she finds him nice and hasn’t completely taken him off the table. seeing xavier broke her heart because it forced her to think about her pregnancy after spending a lot of time avoiding doing so. she’s angry at herself for telling him the truth because of his initial reaction, which she can’t seem to let go of. being around penny helps her. kehlani loves penny, but isn’t sure if penny wants to be with her out of pity for the loss of the baby. kehlani’s depression is finally stable after the dip she took after talking to xavier and she’s slowly but surely getting back to feel like her own self again.
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━ ♕ ° TURNING GREEN
promise you’ll remember that you’re mine kehlani and penny ↘ june 15th, 2017 the enchanted ball in new york city
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talking to him hurts. seeing her hurts. thinking about what could’ve, should’ve, would’ve been hurts. everything hurts.
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ENCHANTED HEADCANONS!
kehlani’s date was joe anoa’i, who she has been casually ‘seeing’ for a few weeks now. they went as hades and persephone, as decided by kehlani. she was originally going to be an angel but offered to pick something to match with him because he didn’t know what to wear.
the red carpet was fun, it was the first time the majority of the paparazzi knew who kehlani was. she had a gassed up moment posing for the cameras, but it was all in good fun. there are more silly pictures of her than there are serious.
not being entirely used to committing to high heels, kehlani had to take hers off to ascend the large staircase that lead to the gala event. this prompted a mix of humored and disgusted looks from other patrons.
however, the fun stopped for kehlani the moment she got to her dinner place sitting. she was sat directly across from xavier, her ex boyfriend. she hadn’t seen or heard from in a long time and it damn near froze her to see him, sitting there so casually.
she spent the majority of the dinner and presentation avoiding looking in his general direction. she did a pretty good job at keeping her demeanor calm and collected, but her leg was trembling and her stomach felt nauseous the entire time.
picking up on how weird she was acting, joe devoted the night to making her laugh. he was seen whispering stupid jokes in her ear all night which caused her to laugh because she’s a dork, but also because her neck is ticklish. it looked more scandalous than it was.
when joe disappeared for a few minutes, obstacle number two presented herself. penny, a little tipsy, took his seat next to kehlani and made it clear she was jealous that kehlani was there with someone else. annoyed, kehlani discreetly called her out on her bullshit.
after this happened, xavier decided to try to talk to kehlani. locking eyes with him for more than a few moments reminded her of her medically necessary abortion enough to burst into tears. scared of making a scene, kehlani quickly rushed away from the table.
xavier followed her and tried to talk to her, very confused as to why she’d be so upset. he was angry with her but didn’t want her to cry. however, kehlani insisted she was fine (despite crying) and begged for him to go back into the gala. when that didn’t work, she simply went into the ladies’ room and locked the door behind her.
it took some time for her to calm down enough to exit the bathroom. most of the signs she had been crying were gone, but her eyes were still slightly puffy and sad. in a hurry to get away from the gala before it could get worse, kehlani tracked down joe and asked if they could ditch. he could tell things got worse and he obliged, but insisted he wasn’t just going to let her go back to her hotel to sit by herself while upset.
after some resistance, he talked kehlani into taking a trip with him. they rented a car and went for a very, very long drive. they ended up in ocean city, new jersey.
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last night was the longest night of my life. of all the museums, of all the tables in the world.. i had to be sat directly across from you. looking at you fucking hurts.. i never anticipated that i’d have to ever again, in fact, i was fucking counting on it. i don’t understand why that happened, i don’t understand what i did to deserve to have to think about that all night.
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me: i’m gonna have a nice second or third-ish date with joe
xavier and penny: surprise bitch! no you’re not
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KEHLANI transforms into PERSEPHONE, greek goddess of the underworld and spring. after falling helplessly in love with her, hades tricks persephone into staying in the underworld by offering her pomegranate seeds—knowing full well that the law of the land was that no soul, living or dead, may leave if they had eaten anything, even if it were as small as a pomegranate seed.
⟨ makeup ⟩ completed by her makeup team ⟨ pomegranate seed head piece ⟩ found in a thrift store ⟨ pomegranate bag ⟩ by anette stahlhofen ⟨ dress (center left) ⟩ designed by paolo sebastian ⟨ hair ⟩ long, curled wig styled herself ⟨ floral vine belt (center right) ⟩ vintage piece by givenchy ⟨ gladiator high heels ⟩ by unknown ⟨ ruby, gold, skull ring ⟩ by local jeweler
not pictured: golden snake ear cuff + golden arm cuff
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