🏳️⚧️ They/She, 30, trans and autistic (who’d have guessed?)Hey everyone! Just a big nerd into things like MTG, anime, and Video games. Will occasionally post heathen content but 🤷♀️ you’ll be alright.Message me any time you want :)(Adding this because it feels like it needs said: “Hey.” “Hi.” Or anything else like that is not going to get a response.)
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Can you identify which monsters were used to cook these *iconic* meals in Dungeon Meshi?
Watch the new episode now on Dropout
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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car
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Salazzle & Toxapex comms for @toxicmons ‼️ I'm having fun drawing the poses ^^
[that Salazzle on mini doodle is wearing Popplio hat btw]
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🏳️⚧️Coming Out🏳️⚧️
I'm trans.
Happy pride month.
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
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