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lola gorgon

her names lola gorgon and she's got long ginger curls  but she straightens her hair almost every day so u gotta be in her inner circle to see them

(-:, [20.03.16 18:50] WHAT IF

(-:, [20.03.16 18:50] LOLA, WAS ONE OF THE NEWS ANCHOR'S DAUGHTERS

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:50] SEE ITS FUNNY U SAY THAT

WHEN U SAID HE HAS 3 DAUGHTERS I WAS LIKE

she's /so/ setting up for lola to be one of his kids

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:51] and I was so reADY TO SAY IT

(-:, [20.03.16 18:51] IM DYIIGGNG

(-:, [20.03.16 18:51] U FIGURED ME OUT BEFORE I FUCKIG DID

(-:, [20.03.16 18:51] IM DEAD

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:51] ND then u said "THE NEWS ANCHOR IS MARRIED, WITH 3 DAUGHTERS.

IM GONNA GIVE HIM AN UNRELATED SIGNIF, IM DYING ENOUGH AS IT IS"

and I was like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:51] HESITATES

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:51] cause what about a related bff

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:51] but then I decided to wait and see if u brought it up first

(-:, [20.03.16 18:51] IM FUCKIGN DYING

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:51] SO HERE'S WHAT I WAS PLANNING LMAO

(-:, [20.03.16 18:52] II CANT BELIEVE U KNOW ME SO WELL

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:52] LMAOOO

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:52] IT'S TOO JUICY FOR U TO PASS UP, TBH

(-:, [20.03.16 18:52] KNFKJSDFSKJDFNSDKJFN

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:52] so lIKE

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:52] lola prob looks nothing like him and she may be his oldest kid and maybe from a first marriage or something right so

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] different last name bc first wife was like, she's having MY last name ok bucko

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] and so

(-:, [20.03.16 18:53] this is so good, i cant believe this

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] oc meets lola

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] literally no idea

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] lola comes visits the studio to get oc for lunch or something

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] is like, oh hey dad!

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] waves at the dad anchor

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] oc looks at the dad

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:53] looks at lola

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] looks at the dad

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] looks at the camera

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] camera zooms in

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] iM DYIIGNNGG

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] dun dun DUUUUNNN

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] plays in the bg

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] HE'S LIKE

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] horrible realization

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] "oh no,"

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] JKNDSJFSDJFNS

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] LiteralLY, OUT LOUD

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] LIKE

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] lol as like

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] "oooooooh, no, no no No,"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:54] I didn't know u worked with my dad

(-:, [20.03.16 18:54] oc just starts laughing

(-:, [20.03.16 18:55] sounds slightly hysterical

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 18:55] "neITHER DID I, EVIDENTLY!!"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:06] maybe lola and oc meet at a sorority event and he like hits on her. I'm like feelin that she's a lesbian so she's like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:06] ur cute

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:06] but no

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:07] then she pats his head and goes back abt her business

maybe he is like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:07] l': ok then

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:07] next couple of days for a journalism class assignment he's gotta do something st a sorority

And so oc goes and lola opens the door of the sorority house. she's like "oh it's u! sup"

and then they go inside and she helps him w his assignment and they bond over that

lola makes superb tea

(-:, [20.03.16 19:13] or like, his assignment was that he had to practice interviewing people, so he went Back to the sorority house hoping he could use his assignment in order to get closer to the girls, and then runs into lola again

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:13] NICE LMAO

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:13] he's like bummed out when she answers the door

(-:, [20.03.16 19:13] HNFKNDJKFN

(-:, [20.03.16 19:13] hONESTLY

(-:, [20.03.16 19:14] shes like, "oh, hey!!" and hes like, "oh, hey."

(-:, [20.03.16 19:14] ALSO IM //ABT// LESBIANS

(-:, [20.03.16 19:14] I can make her a girlfriend if u want

she's from another one of the sorority houses and she flirts with a lot of the girls, but lola always turned her down and she was like, "Wtf" and made lola her mission. in typical college au fashion

can u imagine my girl oc and my boy oc bonding over lola JKNSDJKFND,

"she wont have sex with me?" "damn, me either!!!!"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:19]

lola is at the top of the social pyramid

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:20] girl and boy oc are just

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:20] crosses arms

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:19] lola is at the top of the social pyramid

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:20] girl and boy oc are just

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:20] crosses arms

(-:, [20.03.16 19:23] can u imagine the first time lola sees him like this, in his casual state without the slicked back hair and button down covering his tattoos

(-:, [20.03.16 19:23] and shes like, "damn, if u wanted to get laid, u shouldve looked like that to Begin with"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:24] lola's hair is a few shades darker than his. I'd draw her but my sketchbook is in the other room

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:24] LMAO

(-:, [20.03.16 19:24] he's like, "does this mean i have a chance?" she laughs and tosses her hair like, "lmao, not with me"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:24] she would absolutely say thay

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:24] THAT*

(-:, [20.03.16 19:25] IS Her hair like

(-:, [20.03.16 19:25] kyle's shade, but a bit more red?

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:30] she's like Rupert Grint ginger

(-:, [20.03.16 19:32] IM ABout lola and my oc having a "Ginger Kid Pact"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:32] yes please

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:32] ginger crew

(-:, [20.03.16 19:33] can u imagine them bothering people like, "which ginger is better" and having people compare their shades

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:34] YEAH

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:34] she's like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:34] "ur not even full ginger ok ur like strawberry blonde"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:34] hE GETS SO OFFENDED

(-:, [20.03.16 19:34] he's like, "fucking... what did u just say" he pulls out his family photos

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:34] LMAO

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:35] they're in his wallet like a grandfather keeps pics of his grandkids

(-:, [20.03.16 19:35] ksnfsjkdfJKFNDSFJKSDF

(-:, [20.03.16 19:35] his lil bros and his mom are all ginger, and hiis dad is mid-brunette, and his grandparents on his mom's side are both ginger, and on his dad's side theyre light brunette

(-:, [20.03.16 19:35] and hes like

(-:, [20.03.16 19:35] "i

(-:, [20.03.16 19:35] am Authentic Ginger"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:36] "im just lighter, no need to be jealous"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:36] she pulls out her phone, goes on ancestry.com

(-:, [20.03.16 19:36] FUCKCKC

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:36] finds his great great great grandma on his maternal side was blonde

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:36] "checkmate"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:37] he is literally mad at her for a week

(-:, [20.03.16 19:37] he's like, "why are all the hot ones assholes" and ignores her existence for the next 6 days

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:39] she brings him flowers that she picked from the yard that morning like the weed flowers after that 6th day and a coupon for the on campus yogurt place

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:39] as an I'm sorry gesture

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:40] she's also like "ur a real ginger ok sorry"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:40] KJNDSFKJSDF, he's like, "whatever, thanks" takes them and sticks a few behind their ears and throws the rest out, and then he's like, "i guess it's fair, i did fuck your dad"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:40] this is the first time

(-:, [20.03.16 19:40] hes told her

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:41] she's like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:41] .

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:41] "What was that "

(-:, [20.03.16 19:41] He smiles, its a facade, u can see him panicking, he's like

(-:, [20.03.16 19:41] "what?"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:41] "wanna get yogurt?"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:41] starts walking off

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:41] she grabs the back of his shirt to stop him

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:42] stops him

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:42] turns and stands in front of him

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:42] smiling sweetly

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:42] "oh no. what was that you said?"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:43] he schools his expression a bit better and quirks an eyebrows like, "oh, that bit about fucking your dad?"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:43] I imagine she's taller than him by like an inch omg and she just

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:43] leans in

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:43] "excuse me. what does that mean."

(-:, [20.03.16 19:44] he doesn't flinch or move back at all. he's just like, "it was during my internship? i thought u knew, honest!" holds his hands up in the "im innocent!" gesture

(-:, [20.03.16 19:44] he knew she didnt know

(-:, [20.03.16 19:44] ljsdnfsdf

(-:, [20.03.16 19:44] On the inside he is

(-:, [20.03.16 19:45] shitting himself

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:45] tht can b arranged cause like

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:45] [Forwarded from (-:] ALSO WHEn cara comes back i wanna see if shay will still fit in this somewhere cause imagining them as friends is Good Shit

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:45] shay requenrs college parties

(-:, [20.03.16 19:45] YES,

(-:, [20.03.16 19:45] THIS IS SO GOOD

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:46] lola holds his face gently with her pointer finger and thumb and she's like "ur a dirty liar."

(-:, [20.03.16 19:46] He laughs and u can finally hear his nervousness

(-:, [20.03.16 19:46] and hes like, "hah, u caught me!"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:46] ANDD THNE HE LITERALLY

(-:, [20.03.16 19:46] BOOKS IT

(-:, [20.03.16 19:47] LIKE JUST, TAKES OFF RUNNING

(-:, [20.03.16 19:47] FULL SPRINT

(-:, [20.03.16 19:47] TRACK STAR

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:47] then she stares icicles into his eyes for ten whole seconds and then let's go and says "so is my dad tho so. let's get yogurt- -

LMAO

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:47] TRACK STAR

(-:, [20.03.16 19:47] UFKjkdJKNFDSKNFDSJFNSDFSND

(-:, [20.03.16 19:47] LIKE HES JUST

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:47] i love yhem immfg

(-:, [20.03.16 19:47] ///GONE//

(-:, [20.03.16 19:48] U SEE THE LIL DUST KICKED UP

(-:, [20.03.16 19:48] AND OMFOGMGN

(-:, [20.03.16 19:48] im so hype abt shay and my kid being friends, this is gonna be so good

(-:, [20.03.16 19:48] i feel it in my bbones

(-:, [20.03.16 19:48] i gotta name my kid

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:49] don't name him fred

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:49] same tbh

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:49] WAit how old r ur kids bc

(-:, [20.03.16 19:49] IM DYING,

(-:, [20.03.16 19:49] I WOULD NEVER

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:49] idk 19?? 20??

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:49] shay prolly starts frequenting the Cool College parties when hes like

(-:, [20.03.16 19:49] all i kno is theyre college

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:49] 17???

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:50] shay does not Do school

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:50] HES A RUNAWAY

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:50] HE SLEPT ON HIS FRIENDS COUCH SINCE HE WAS 15

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:50] LMAO

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:50] his friend is like

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:50] 25 and a mechanic

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:50] lola is like so unimpressed w him

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] BUT YE SHAY COULD PROLLY MEET THEM WHEN HES LIKE

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] 18

(-:, [20.03.16 19:51] his name is sebastian nichols

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] so i dont feel As guilty being terrible to him

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] NICE

(-:, [20.03.16 19:51] last name is subject to change

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] i love tht name

(-:, [20.03.16 19:51] JNDSJFSDJKFSN

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] sebastian

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:51] hOW WOULD THEy both meet shay? do u think

(-:, [20.03.16 19:51] his nicknames are

(-:, [20.03.16 19:51] seabass and sebby

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:52] lola calls him sebby --

(-:, [20.03.16 19:52] KJNDSFJKNSDFJSNDF

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:52] AYY

(-:, [20.03.16 19:52] AAAYYYY

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:52] WE ARE SO IN syNCH

(-:, [20.03.16 19:52] IM DYINGNG

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:52] I WAS GONNA BE LIKE

(-:, [20.03.16 19:52] AND HMHMM

(-:, [20.03.16 19:53] MAYBE, THEY meet at one of the parties??? since he frequents them often, lola is legit sorority, and seabass is that kid who shows up to all of them and drinks and hits on everyone and nobody really questions why hes there because he's funny

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:53] aightbLESS

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:53] BUT sebass i love it

(-:, [20.03.16 19:55] at some point, after shay and seabass are already good friends and he finally finds out shay's killed someone, seb is like, "i knew i shouldnt of fucked charles. everything went downhill after that"

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:55] shays just like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 19:55] when she wants something she calls him sebs or sebby

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:56] "who the hell is charles. charles and the uh guy are completely unrelated"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:56] sebastian spoils lola rotten, it's #confirmed

(-:, [20.03.16 19:56] AND IM LAUGHING

(-:, [20.03.16 19:56] seb is just like, "oh, he's lola's dad"

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:56] "you fucked lolas dad. haha and i thought i was bad with older dudes"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:57] JNDDJDFNSDFJN, SEBASTIAN IS LIKE, "hEY!"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:57] but hE DOESNT REALLY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

(-:, [20.03.16 19:57] BECAUSE SHAY'S TRUE

(-:, [20.03.16 19:58] SEBASTIAN IS LIKE, "charles isn't even that old!! he had lola young!!"

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:58] "yeah but like. doesnt lola have like other sisters."

(-:, [20.03.16 19:58] grumbles to himself like, "at least he was able to get it up properly, it's not like he was 80."

(-:, [20.03.16 19:58] AND SEB IS LIKE

(-:, [20.03.16 19:58] "yeah, 2, why?"

(-:, [20.03.16 19:59] "he's been remarried a few times"

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 19:59] "well i mean. im sure hes getting on in years. hes gotta be like. at least forty."

(-:, [20.03.16 20:00] sebastian is like, "hey man, 40s not that old"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:00] sebastian calls her dad Charles in front of her and she punches him in the stomach as a reflex

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:00] "yeah but its Dad old"

(-:, [20.03.16 20:00] "he doesn't even LOOK 40, alright, do u watch the channel 6 news?"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:00] "whoops"

(-:, [20.03.16 20:00] "he's Hot"

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:00] "have u seen where i lived. it live in an automechanic shop. or the alley nextto mcdonalds"

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:01] "the news is not a thing i really care about"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:01] thE ALLEY

(-:, [20.03.16 20:01] seb just stops and blinks like

(-:, [20.03.16 20:01] "oh. right"

(-:, [20.03.16 20:01] seb is like, "i worked a hot dog stand in high school. its how i got good at deepthroat"

(-:, [20.03.16 20:01] IM DYING

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:02] shays just like

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:02] "thats impressive"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:02] lola is like "That's gross"

(-:, [20.03.16 20:02] Sebastian nods a little and looks pleased, he's like, "i know right? charles thought so, to---" and then lola fucking

(-:, [20.03.16 20:02] elbows him

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] Right in the throat

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:03] in the Adams apple

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:03] right there

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] He chOKES

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] KJNDFJSKDFSDJFNSD

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:03] i bet he choked on charles too huh seb

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] HE STARTS COUGHING REAL BAD

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] JDFNSDJKFNDSJKFNSDF

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] FUCKCKCC

(-:, [20.03.16 20:03] IM DYIIGNGG

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:04] oMMFG

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:04] im happy shay finally has friends omfg

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:05] hes younger than them too ommmg

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 20:05] hes like  baby

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 20:05] lola thinks he's like 22 with all his stories and being homeleas

(-:, [20.03.16 20:05] Sebastian has two little brothers, so he just treats everyone like a little sibling by default

(-:, [20.03.16 20:05] unless its someone hot that he wants to fuck

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:53] like

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:54] she wears heels a lot to make herself see even more powerful than she already is

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:54] and just

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:54] yes

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:54] punches shay and seb

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:54] then steps on them

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:54] with her chunk heels

(-:, [20.03.16 21:54] SEBASTIAN'S INTO IT

(-:, [20.03.16 21:54] IM DIYNG

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:54] im into it tbh

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:54] LMAO

(-:, [20.03.16 21:55] she tears him apart and he's like,

(-:, [20.03.16 21:55] holy shit

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:55] FUCK

(-:, [20.03.16 21:55] KJSDNFDSJKFNSDKJFNSD

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:55] she's like Don't eNJOY  THIS YOU GINGER (they call each other ginger when they can't think of an insult quick enough)

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:55] she just gets heated from 0-100

(-:, [20.03.16 21:55] KJDFKJSDNFKJFNSD

(-:, [20.03.16 21:56] sebastian is like, "i never knew this side of me"

(-:, [20.03.16 21:56] he changes his twitter desc to, "i love it when girls step on me"

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:56] she's so disgusted w him rn she's like, "what you want me to tie you up with your belt too and slap you across the face??"

(-:, [20.03.16 21:57] IM DYING

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:57] he pauses she Leaves so Fast

(-:, [20.03.16 21:57] JSJKDFNJKFSDKJFNDSFKJSND

(-:, [20.03.16 21:57] IM DYIYINGNG

(-:, [20.03.16 21:57] REAL

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:57] LDBDKFBSKS

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:57] he's like WAIT.. STEP ON ME JUST 1 MORE TIMW

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:57] OH MY G DO

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:57] shay is like "I'll step on u" "ITS NOT THE saME"

(-:, [20.03.16 21:57] IM DYINGNG

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:57] shay, a true bro

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:57] just trying to help his bro out

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 21:58] in this time of Need

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:58] omFG

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:58] tbh hed prolly be like "gee wow. ur gross lmao"

(-:, [20.03.16 21:58] sebastian is like, "you're like... a little brother, that's Gross, shay"

(-:, [20.03.16 21:58] JKSDNFJKSKDSNFJKSD

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:58] i love shay bc he says most things in like a deadpan voice and w/ jsut a hint of a smirk

a breeze at dusk, [20.03.16 21:58] garbage sad boy

she knows everything about everyone honestly

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 22:10] lola is the head of the sorority house that like can literally mingle w every crowd

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 22:10] except lacross

kitty vantas, [20.03.16 22:10] she and the lacross frat leader  have a rivalry

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 07:57] imagine the first time seb sees lola without her hair like styled

the first like so many times she let's him stay at the sorority house, she sleeps with her hair styled so she wakes up and it's like perfect right

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 07:57] one night she just doesn't feel like it

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 07:57] wakes up and her hair is one big mass of ginger waves and curls

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 07:57] it's not even messy

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 07:57] it's just super wavy and curly.

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:00] after he grabs her arms and before he says she's so pretty she just stares him right into his eyes like

"I hope u said goodbye 2 ur family because now that u've seen my natural hair, I can't let u live"

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:00] SO COLD AND SERIOUS LIKE

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:00] this is NOT A Drill

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:01] SHE FINALLY GETS HER HAIR PULLED UP AND IS LIKE

"I am /always/ pretty, excuse you. these curls are a Disaster though. just Shameful"

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:02] she would honestly rather people see her topless than her natural hair

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:03] she's like, "at least my chest and perfect complexion aren't a shameful embarrassment "

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:12] she makes him take a vow to never tell anyone what he saw

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 08:21] I tried to draw her but she just looks tacky and lopsided because I forgot to draw guidelines and drew her slanted  (':

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:15] she looks so like

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:15] knowing

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:15] like she knows ur secrets

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:15] because she totally does

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:15] u did well

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:16] help me decide what kinds piercings I should give her

I'm thinking like 4 per ear and maybe a nose piercing

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:16] also belly button and like 4 watercolour tattoos

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:18] one says "proud ginger" She got out of spite when she was 16. a friend was arguing with her about how she hated being ginger and lola was like, being ginger is awesome okay. and the friendly was like, "Why don't you tattoo it on your body then?!" lola was like "I will"

then she did

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:19] it's between her shoulder blades on her back

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 09:24] i can't believe lolas a total babe

(-:, [21.03.16 09:24] i KNOW

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 09:24] and by cant believe i can totally believe wow

(-:, [21.03.16 09:24] WHEN I DREW HER I WAS LIKE

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 09:24] my gf

(-:, [21.03.16 09:24] i gotta make her totally hot

(-:, [21.03.16 09:24] seb calls her Bangin for a reason

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 09:24] omfg

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:24] she's also got a branch of a cherry blossom tree on her right leg, branch starts at her ankle and the Bush goes up half her calf

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:25] she's like

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:25] Hot Tamale (TM)

(-:, [21.03.16 09:25] i can't believe how similar lola and seb are. they both have flower tats, and ginger hair, and moles

(-:, [21.03.16 09:25] people probably thing theyre siblings

(-:, [21.03.16 09:26] im dying, because lola and cherry are like super hot lesbians together, because Cherry is Also BanginTM

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:26] she's got a short literary quote that goes behind her ear and down her neck a little like u can see it perfectly when her hair is pulled up

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:27] lola also has a watercolour fox tattoo that goes across her torso like this

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:32] I'm giving lola a 5th tattoo, a watercolour triforce kinda triangle design on her left wrist because she jokes that she's in the illuminati but she actually just loves triangles

casper the teen emo, [21.03.16 09:34] hipster

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 09:41] truly

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:02] tbh i like

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:03] imagine lola as like the president of a bunch of clubs

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:03] tru tho so tru

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:03] she's so involved

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:03] future business woman of america

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:03] and she works as a lifeguard on campus at the school pool

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:03] god bless

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:03] she's a literature major with a minor in math and photography

(-:, [21.03.16 11:03] sebastian is struggling to get through monday mornings, meanwhile, lola is conquering the world

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:03] thats my fucking girlfriend right there

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:04] he wakes up at noon, texts her like

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:04] "sup"

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:04] charlie can prolly like benchpress seb n 5 other ppl at the same time

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:04] ~*~ cute date ideas for u n su SO~*~

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:05] benchpress then

(-:, [21.03.16 11:05] IM DYING, IMAGINE SEBASTIAN TRIPPING AND CHARLIE IS LIKE, "oh no!" and tRIES TO HELP HIM UP AND LITERALLY JUST

(-:, [21.03.16 11:05] LIFTS SEB

(-:, [21.03.16 11:05] HES LIFTED OFF THE GROUND

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:06] "just conquered most of france, facilitated a peace treaty between north and south korea, bought two Starbucks chain locations, and tutored a dyslexic child in European history. sup with you"

(-:, [21.03.16 11:06] sebastian is like

(-:, [21.03.16 11:06] "uh, me and shay played assassin's creed?"

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:06] shays like

a breeze at dusk, [21.03.16 11:07] passed out on the floor

(-:, [21.03.16 11:07] KNSFJNSDJKN

(-:, [21.03.16 11:07] IM DEAD

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:07] lola is like "which one did u play?" then starts listing off fun facts from like various missions from the game

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:07] she's beaten them all 5 times each

kitty vantas, [21.03.16 11:08] she's so accomplished

she's everything I wish I could be tbh

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:39] imagine if

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:39] they were playing truth or dare in lola's sorority and he was just there

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:39] and they got dared to switch clothes

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:41] so he had to put on her  off the shoulders top and high wasted shorts and heels and wear her sunglasses on his head

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:41] and she wore his clothes

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:42] and then the next round, he and shay have to trade because it's a literal inside meme now. and so shay wears lola's clothes and seb wears Shays clothes

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:42] and like shay is teeny so seb gets like

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:42] the jeans halfway up his thighs

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:43] seb is like, @ lauren, let's trade clothes next 😘😉😏😏😏

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:43] she stares at him

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:44] turns the bottle  directly to another girl

kitty vantas, [22.03.16 16:44] #ignored

kitty vantas, [06.04.16 01:24] I bet in grade school, lola helped organize a science fair, entered her own project, and totally won 1st place. everyone is like how? she's like, only i, lola, can achieve everything

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i hadn’t drawn gabe in like a year so why not

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new mermaid oc!!!! B)

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the most recent and like second official drawing ever of gennie lmao 

ft kyle i drew and an oc pile with a noodles redraw victor who i need to redraw also because that is awful

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first kisses

prophaecy perseajackson

Two boys hang out in a smelly old car, talk about life, and kiss a bit.

He sat in the passenger seat next to Cody, his knees pulled up to his chest. Their dinner was abandoned and thrown to the back of the car, likely to be forgotten til the next week when it started to smell. The car was a mess, old clothes and papers thrown about, CD cases littered the floor and the inside smelled vaguely of old coffee. Kelly watched the sun setting and watched as it made shadows in the empty parking lot.

“…ly. Hey Kelly, are you listening to me dude?”

Kelly blinked and looked over to Cody, his hands going up to adjust his glasses. “Sorry, what? I wasn’t listening.”

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[distant yodeling]

- my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: gabriel - my trash-shit fave: kyle - my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: kerry or the twins - my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: tHIS IS REALLY HARD TBH, cause a part of me still really loves cody/kyle cause i was so INVESTED, but obvs i’ve kinda? moved on, cause i really love kyle w/ lucca and kelly w/ cody, too. sO MY SAILING FOREVER atm would probably be maxine/luke?? AND GOD, CHRIS/GABE - my dirtybadwrong fave ship: flynn/kyle/jasper, tbh - my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: tonya/erin and arawren/apollo. i feel like i could EASILY become terribly invested, but im not yet

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school cum

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time for another cause im trash

This one is even longer but for kyle/lucca this time and not kyle/cody --- who’s the cuddler: usually lucca, but sometimes kyle gets in these really touchy-feely moods where all he wants to do is be close to lucca and hold him and stuff who makes the bed: lucca makes the bed because kyle can never get it neat enough for his standards (plus kyle doesn’t see the point, they’re just gonna mess it up again, anyway) who wakes up first: depends on the day!! lucca is the one to wake up early naturally, but since kyle has a more rigid work schedule, he’s usually the first to get up and start the day. lucca gets to just laze around until whenever he wants to pull out his paints for the day who has the weird taste in music: kyle. he claims it’s shit that hungover from his drug days, but he honestly just finds wonky weird vapowave shit calming to his nerves. he still likes to listen to rap and r&b, though who is more protective: lucca is more protective in the physical manner because it comes naturally to him being surrounded by big and bad mafia family all the time, but kyle is more protective in the emotional way. so basically: lucca sics his sister on people when they look at kyle funny, and kyle goes the extra mile to make lucca feel emotionally grounded

who sings in the shower: kYLE AND IT’S SO BAD, But lucca likes to hum and sing weird italian tunes while cleaning, so they’ve reached an impasse who cries during movies: lucca 100%. he’s a huge softy whereas kyle is an asshole who refuses to feel fictional character’s pain who spends the most while out shopping: KYLE, ARE U KIDDING who kisses more roughly: lucca normally, but kyle gets extra feisty when he’s drunk who is more dominant: kyle in everything but the bedroom who wakes the other one up with kisses: lucca!!!!! he likes to see the embarrassed cross face kyle makes until he offers him coffee and breakfast in bed who cooks for who: lucca cooks cause kyle can’t even make instant noodles without fucking sOMETHING up who is the romantic one: lucca because, again, kyle doesn’t have a naturally romantic bone in his body who would lead in ballroom dancing: lucca because he’d want to show kyle his fancy moves, but kyle would eventually convince him to teach him to lead instead so kyle can feel manly and in-charge who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: kyle. lucca’s taste in movies is “old and unacceptable” so kyle has to show him what movie magic REALLY looks like who is the one who would pay for dates: kyle cause he has more moolah who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes: kYLE ALL THE WAY. LUCCA WOULD ACT REALLY EMBARRASSED AND “””TRY TO STOP HIM”””, BUT HE’D SECRETLY BE ENJOYING HIMSELF TO THE MAX

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first. we have genie and kyle, sitting in his expensive next year car made of steel with duel exhaust and a bunch of other unnecessary things. these two youngins are sitting in the parking lot to a dogsitter place (the expensive ones with pools and tracks for dog cross-country), having just dropped off his two huge grey hounds. (if uve forgotten, yes, kyle has grey hounds). now, picture this, some white fuckboy approaches the side of kyle's car. the windows are down, music is playing, theyre having a conversation about how kyle put eggs in erin's tennis shoes because he knows erin never checks them before sliding them on. white fuckboy leans in through the passenger window, looks over his shoulder to his friend chad, and goes, "dude, check out my hot future wife!" now picture this.

a ginger, rich white boy with mean aggression issues with a love for the dramatic. imagine kyle turning the radio although way down. turning off the car. putting his hand on genies shoulder like, "babe. i got this." he steps out of the car. pops the trunk. pulls out the golf clubs he bought to look classy but never uses. takes out the driver. cracks his back. and hits it on the pavement twice. looks at fuckboy, and starts yelling about how the fuckboy's dad left him for a streetwhore and how he works at arby's because he's too dumb to succeed at school and how the only reason he still has a roof over his head at night is because his mother doesn't mind having company 24/7, and that if he doesnt get the fuck away from kyle's car he's gonna take the gold club and act like kyle's the doctor, and he's the poor lad in for a prostate examination

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the wedding

summary: kyle and gennie get MARRIED. rating: m++++ word count: a lot pairing: kyle mercy/gennivieve jackford

gennie and kyle stood at an alter. "i- i cant believe it. this is really happening." gennie shed a single tear. it rolled down her cheek like a drop of water rolled down a smooth surface thanks to gravity. "i know babe. i know," kyle said. he shook his head, tossing his luscious strawberry ginger hair around like a beautiful cloud. "lets do this  gen. lets _do this_ ." they turned to the priest. kyle smoothed out his coffee patterened tux and gennie's pant splattered wedding dress. truly the most beautiful couple, tbh. the priest adjusted his glasses. "ahem," he began. "would the bride and groom like to give their vows?" gennie nodded. "ill go first." she took a deep breath. "firstly, id like to give a shout out to kanye west... for giving our relationship strength.. and for bein kanye... yea... second theres no one id rather like give coffee to for like forever to than u, babe." kyle felt the feeling of a tear nudging at his eyes. " _babe_ ." gennie smiled and said, "okay ur turn mercy." kyle flipped his hair again. "first id like to say babe. u bring me the best coffee. good job. alright im good." the priest seemed very impressed by these vows. never in all his years of priesthood had he ever heard more beautifl and tru vows spoken to two people. "aight well then kyle do you take gennie to be ur coffee wife?" "hells yea i guess so" "nnnnnice. now gennie do u take kyle to be ur coffe husbando?" "u betcha i do, winky face." "goddangit gennie" "sorry babe, it slipped." the priest held up his hand to stop them. "chill. okay cool stuff. i now pronounce you ringpop married, man and lady." erin the ring bearrererer brought two ringpop packages to the couple. he handed one to gennie first, and she opened the package, pulling out the strawberry ringpop and sliding it onto kyles hand. erin then handed kyle the remaining ringpop and the new groom did the same to his wife lady. then, cody, the coffee bereararrer brought two starbux drinks up and the priest said, "u may now drink to being hella awesome." the newly weds picked up their respectived drinks and toasted to their radness. they lived happily ever after and kyle fricked an italian poolboy on their honeymoon. nnnnnice

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nobody asked but lmao [kyle and cody stuff]

- who wakes the other one up with kisses: cody!!! smooches to eskimo kisses. and he says lots of embarrassing stuff until kyle ends up kicking him and telling him shut up

- who cooks for who: lmao, neither of them can cook. but kyle brings them home take-out a lot

- who is the morning person/night person: both of them would sleep til noon every day if they could. but cody likes to stay up really late, whereas kyle just wants to sleep all the time.

- who is the romantic one: cody. kyle doesn't have a naturally romantic bone in his body

- who is the top when it comes to sex: also cody. kyle likes to power bottom, tho

- who would lead in ballroom dancing: kyle would want to lead!!! but he's a lot shorter so cody would prolly take over eventually and kyle would complain the entire time

- who is the more cuddly one: kyle. but he gets embarrassed about it, so cody usually has to initiate the cuddles more often.

- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: kyle. and it's usually because its something cody hasnt seen and the fact that cody hasnt seen it offended kyle to the point where he had to take action

- who is the one who would pay for dates: both??? kyle likes to be taken care of, and cody loves spoiling kyle, but since kyle has more money and also likes flaunting it, he doesn't particularly mind paying for lots of stuff, either.

- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes: EITHER OF THEM, TBH. they're both thirsty asf

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26: after becoming friends with jasper and dating him for a few months (took about half a year to get to this point), jasper ends up ending things with kyle in a polite, controlled fashion when he realises kyle wasn't ready to move on from cody.

still 26: a couple months after jasper breaks up with him, kyle walks into a new cafe in NY and discovers it's cody's. having been broken up for basically a year, it's really awkward at first. they slowly get to know each other again and eventually they hesitatingly start a new relationship (this time around trying to build a base off of communication and not just sex)

currently: dating cody

kyle relationship timeline

so lets do a quick little relationship timeline here, just so i can get things straight (also his hair colors at the time):

0 - 11: he was a fucking child, cmon now - GINGER

12 - 13: he got his first crush on that one kid in his neighbourhood, but that didn’t turn out well at all

13 - 15: single as a leaf on a tree in the winter

15 - 16: started flirting about with jasper

16 - 19: dated jasper and was pretty solid up until he left to go to nyc and cut connections

19 - 21: met cody, but wasn’t dating. started sleeping around - RED

22 - 25: started a relationship with cody. pretty rocky at times; very on/off. occasionally misses and feels bad about jasper- TURQUOISE

25- 26: 4 months right before his 26 birthday (december 1), where he dated sawyer after cody cheated on him with a woman named Christina

just turned 26: 3 weeks where he tried to get back together with cody but it failed because of his trust issues- GINGER

26: starts repairing friendship with jasper and dates him later on.

currently: dating jasper

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march backstory

so??? march was born in scotland and stuff and life was p gr8 i mean?? he was really close to his dad like [1:19:51 PM] mother zuko: ridic close [1:20:24 PM] mother zuko: his parents eventually got divorced but it was alright since they were still on good terms and march still go to see his dad a lot which was a big deal to him [1:21:42 PM] mother zuko: but (i forget how???) his dad passed away??? and tht rlly screwed him up and he was rlly depressed and got involved in the wrong crowd and lets just leave it at he may have started stealing his stepdads booze in the middle of the night [1:22:42 PM] mother zuko: + he and his stepdad arent on good terms like??? he wouldnt say it around his wife but he doesnt like march being in charge of the little ones a lot because of how march drinks sometimes and theyre just on [1:22:44 PM] mother zuko: v bad terms

i think march moves to calchester when hes 14 so hes there a year before ambrose