I feel like we as a society do not appreciate fanfic writers enough. Imagine commiting to something you don't get paid for, not always appreciated, taking up a huge chunk of your time and the worst of all, some a**hole complaining that fanfic writing isn't actual writing.
So, thank you fanfic writers.
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I cannot imagine what the actual legal argument is for slapping a felony on a trans healthcare provider, ESPECIALLY when they’re consulting patients that are OVER the legal age of 18.
The state wants to control everyone’s bodies. Smash the state.
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Tumblr really is a ride.
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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The confusion I felt when I didn’t read the username at first.
Donald Trump was utterly obsessed with me and was trying everything to make me like him and be impressed by him. I eventually grew tired of it and told him the only way he would impress me was by voting against himself in the upcoming election which he did and when he lost he couldn’t understand why.
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I only put up with this show for Cas.
I will tolerate any treatment.
Like I watch CW shows sometimes, and I'll put up with anything.
I'll watch some garbage tv show-
You know, I don't wanna name an actual tv show so let's just make one up; let's call it "Supernatural."
So I'll be watching "Supernatural", I’ll watch the first few episodes and I'll go, "Can I have content that isn’t racist misogynistic or homophobic in some way?"
And they go, "No. And we’re gonna run for fifteen seasons."
And I go, "Okaaay!"
And then because I’ve lost interest I don’t pay attention to it for like five years.
And then It’s November 5th 2020 and I go, "Any updates?"
And they say "Yeah, we made Castiel go to superhell for being gay while you were gone. Because we hate you. Now take this destiel that isn’t requited, go fetch!"
And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to the episode 18 script and go, "Can I have bisexual Dean?" and they go "NO!"
And I go, "Okaaay!"
And they go, "Dean’s straight, isn’t he?"
And I go, "Nooo," and they go, "SAY IT!" and I go, “Dean’s straight."
And then I go over to the supernatural series finale, and I go, "Can I please have a satisfying ending to this fifteen season long show?" and they go "No! In fact, we’re gonna kill Dean with a rusty nail, give Sam a blurry wife and a bad wig, and never even have Castiel show up!"
And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"
And they go, "Because we're CW’s Supernatural, and life is a fucking nightmare!"
But with the Latin American dub, they’ll just be like, "Y yo a ti, Cas". So it’s better.
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Greek Gods as John Mulaney Quotes (pt. 3)
Zeus
Poseidon
Hades
Persephone
Demeter
Hera
Hestia
Athena
Hermes
Apollo
Artemis
Hephaestus
Aphrodite
Ares
Dionysus
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A “secret” biting fetish.
Reasons why you are obsessed with vampires alignment chart
my sister helped me make this
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contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today
what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was
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Who would you be in a fantasy society
im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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love how dean said “why do you think i drive everywhere” in response to him not liking planes like he isn’t literally dirt poor with no real form of identification living in a freshly post 9/11 america
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Why are all the characters in this show so obsessed with flowers?
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I’m rewatching Merlin, and I don’t remember Arthur being this much of a dick. I feel like the moment he met Merlin he started to go into a downward spiral of pure dumbassery.
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