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I laughed way too hard at these scenes in @minubell 's Fic "One Week Later: Enough Salt" from their AU series "It Takes Two Steps".

He's trying to cook some steak for Celebrimbor but cooking isn't going very well.

Mairon designs are from here, he looks so cute and innocent in the blue. Of course he's not shady, he's in blue, not the brutal red of Sauron.

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The only time he can actually get close enough to his Master and get pats and praises bwahahaha.

@ttrtru iiiiii really dunno how to attack back😔 but Purrazor stuck in ma head owww this shmol fluffer acting weird around Master and making engine sounds🫴

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@junk-whunk-punk

Thanks for the collaboration comic! It was a real fun working with ya!

Here's some random your Mairon and my Murazor sneakily eating ice candy in a not shady attire.

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oi i needa say i'm deeply in lovvv with yo Nazgul lore it's a real yum and HELL IT'S INSPIRING ASF oki i won't say things everyone says...... i'll better yell about HELLA MURAZOR👹👹👹 the shkrunkly shcrimblo....... i wanna......... do things to this mofo.......

his curls look like cat ears CHANGE MY MIND

Thank you so much for this reply, it really made my day when I got your message of such optimism and energy!! Love your sexy guys!

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He's a faster eater.

Thanks so much for collaborating this far jwk!

oi i needa say i'm deeply in lovvv with yo Nazgul lore it's a real yum and HELL IT'S INSPIRING ASF oki i won't say things everyone says...... i'll better yell about HELLA MURAZOR👹👹👹 the shkrunkly shcrimblo....... i wanna......... do things to this mofo.......

his curls look like cat ears CHANGE MY MIND

Thank you so much for this reply, it really made my day when I got your message of such optimism and energy!! Love your sexy guys!

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Mairon repents at the end of the First Age. As a punishment for all his actions, he is forced to work at "Valinor Land - Happiest place on Arda" as a mascot.

Aka I drew an out of context Mairon and I'm just going to recycle it here with a ridiculous plot.

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Anything is allowed now with mum's permission

oi i needa say i'm deeply in lovvv with yo Nazgul lore it's a real yum and HELL IT'S INSPIRING ASF oki i won't say things everyone says...... i'll better yell about HELLA MURAZOR👹👹👹 the shkrunkly shcrimblo....... i wanna......... do things to this mofo.......

his curls look like cat ears CHANGE MY MIND

Thank you so much for this reply, it really made my day when I got your message of such optimism and energy!! Love your sexy guys!

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He came over.

oi i needa say i'm deeply in lovvv with yo Nazgul lore it's a real yum and HELL IT'S INSPIRING ASF oki i won't say things everyone says...... i'll better yell about HELLA MURAZOR👹👹👹 the shkrunkly shcrimblo....... i wanna......... do things to this mofo.......

his curls look like cat ears CHANGE MY MIND

Thank you so much for this reply, it really made my day when I got your message of such optimism and energy!! Love your sexy guys!

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oi i needa say i'm deeply in lovvv with yo Nazgul lore it's a real yum and HELL IT'S INSPIRING ASF oki i won't say things everyone says...... i'll better yell about HELLA MURAZOR👹👹👹 the shkrunkly shcrimblo....... i wanna......... do things to this mofo.......

his curls look like cat ears CHANGE MY MIND

Thank you so much for this reply, it really made my day when I got your message of such optimism and energy!! Love your sexy guys!

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I can't believe I'm still continuing this but it's April Fools again.

Past April Fools comics

2024 "I'm getting married" 2023 (no comic) 2022 “My arm came off” 2021 “I’m going to die soon” 2020 “I’ve betrayed you” 2019 “I hate you” 2018 “I’m pregnant”

The one page versions are below the cut as per usual.

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2am crack head not-suggested-to-read-at-work AU idea. Non-con tw I guess?

Mairon hates cumming.

Mairon's first time was with Eonwe, the two playing around with their newly formed fanar. Mairon have experimented with his own fana before but only when Eonwe pushed him to the edge he found out what coming was, and he did not like it. It was as if losing control of both his fana and eala completely and it disturbed him greatly. Eonwe enjoyed the sex with Mairon but was worried at how Mairon was doing afterwards and so it was a one off.

Next time was with Melkor. He didn't like the fact that he wasn't Mairon's first but didn't bother him too much in the end. Mairon this time had the knowledge that he didn't want to come and avoided getting into such situation like the plague but Melkor promptly ignored him. Luckily for Mairon, Melkor wasn't too interested in sex overall. He was an Ainur after all and they didn't need procreation. The interest was from curiosity only.

It became hell to Mairon when Melkor came back paranoid and crazy, in a Morgoth state. To get away from the pain of the jewels Morgoth was much more engaging in carnal pleasure and sadism. Mairon could withstand torture but forced pleasure greatly scarred him.

As the First Age ended, Mairon has become fully traumatised with engaging in sex. He's ok with blowjobs where he himself is clothed and out of reach but he didn't want to be the target.

Second Age arrives and Mairon meets Celebrimbor as Annatar. They get together and the relationship becomes close but Celebrimbor sees that Annatar clearly has problems and doesn't push his boundaries coz he's noice.(although there can be some version where Celebrimbor doesn't give a shit and be an ass hole, fucks Annatar relentlessly, this is crack after all, ooc is the norm)

Now that Celebrimbor is skewered like teriyaki its Pharazon, Mairon is back with a crazy boss. He finds out what Mairon hates the most very quickly and finds the idea of him not liking to come entertaining. When there is a flash of fear in a powerful maia's eyes Pharazon loves it. Mairon was very happy when Numenor sank, even if it meant losing his body once.

By the end of the Second Age Mairon is in a high enough stable position that no one would take advantage of him. Murazor looks like he wants to engage with him in something but Mairon just punches him in the face.

But stability doesn't last long and Mairon loses his body again and also his ring. Third Age starts with his body unstable and is made to retreat in hiding. There's some moment where he feels weaker than Murazor but he puts on enough mask on him to stay strong until recovery.(or Murazor can over power him and do some stuff. He gets sent to Angmar coz he was uncontrollable when too close. )

After recovering for a thousand years he's happy enough that there's no one looming over him to harm him …but oh no the ring melted, he's now the most weakest being in existence.

Eonwe comes over to pick up the mairon-o'-wisp and now he's under the eternal turmoil of Manwe. Manwe's happy to make Mairon come, of course he likes it what are you talking about. The End.

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More Angmar and Khamul 🛐🙏🙏🙏

Khamul's tall(190cm, 6' 3") but Murazor's taller(210cm, 7').

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I know Murazor is smarter than this but I couldn't help it.

Also I think Murazor's love is a lot more mixed up. He sees Mairon as his dad, mum, wife, husband, brother, boss, master, friend, family, god, idol etc. He's literally everything to him.

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Did Sauron have Shelob as a middle-finger to Morgoth?

Like, I doubt Morgoth liked spiders in any form with all the Ungoliant stuff.

And here's Sauron taming a spider, "I'm superior to these creatures!".

Yes it's not as huge or powerful as Ungoiliant but I think he's saying something.

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So here's Nazgul No.9, Uvatha the Horseman. Finally trying to bring in the Nazgul squad other than Angmar and Khamul showing up a bit more in my comics.

Uvatha has the lowest in loyalty.

sidenote: Uvatha's from MERP(Middle-Earth Role Playing game). I use their names and the rough backgrounds for my Nazgul and few other characters.

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This is a Mairon. He needs plenty of praise and admiration to grow.

He may grow into an Annatar. The flower means he is ready for mating. He will bring you gifts.

Warning1: Do not under any circumstances take the gifts(especially rings) that he tries to give you. Warning2: If you do not admire him enough he may turn into a Sauron or Gorthaur. They are very dangerous and could lead to property damage. Catch and dispose of them in water immediately.