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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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It’s National Dolphin Day! Let’s celebrate with the spinner dolphin (Stenella longirostris). Why does this species spin? Scientists think it makes acrobatic leaps for a range of reasons: to rid itself of clinging parasites, to signal something, to enhance a courtship display…or just for fun! You can spot this dolphin in tropical regions around the world, including waters near Thailand, Hawaii, and Central America. It lives in pods that can range up to as many as a thousand individuals.

Photo: CORDENOS Thierry, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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herpetological guide

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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yeah man every shift at work feels exactly the same. it's like dayjob vu.

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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

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Batman by Bill Sienkiewicz

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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I put my symptoms into wizardMD and it said I've got arcane chlamydia