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Texting Series | Haikyuu Edition

Ennoshita’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} | {pt.2} 

Asahi’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} 

Kinoshita’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Aone’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Kawanishi’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} 

Goshiki’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} 

Numai’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Kuguri’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Sakishima’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} 

Shirabu’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4}

Yamaguchi’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

Kiyoko’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

Komori’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

Aran’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them For Nudes | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Send you a Dirty text | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Sending Them a Dirty Text | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Butchering Their Name | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Are you Https? Because Without you I’m ://” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “I’ve Never Seen Two Pretty Best Friends” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Why Are you So Cute?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Idiot” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “I Can’t Sleep” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Leaving you on Read After you Say “I Love you” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Leaving Them on Read After They Say “I Love you” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Do you Only Care About My Body?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Being Clingy | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “On a Scale of 1-10, How Annoyed Are you With Me Right Now?” After a Fight | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Guess Who Just Failed Their Math Exam” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Respond to you Asking Them “Ass or Boobs?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “There’s a Spider in My Room” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Sending you “One Day, I’m Gonna Marry you” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Can you Buy Me Some Pads?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Respond to you Asking Them if They Still Find you Attractive | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Texting Them “I Want to Sit on your Face” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Texting Them “You Hurt My Feelings” After a Fight | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “Do you Have Something to Tell Me?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Texting Them “I’m Kinda Cute” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Sending Them a Message Meant For Somebody Else | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} | {pt.6}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “Pick a Number 1 Out of 10″ and Receiving That Many Nudes | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} | {pt.6}

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Texting Them When your Period Starts | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Drunk Texting Them | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Asking you “What Would you Do if I Cheated on you?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Texting Them “Someone Called Me a Bitch” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

Incomplete/Upcoming Chapters

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “If you Could Get Back With your Favorite Ex, Would you?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Saying “My Friends Don’t Like Me Anymore” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Asking Them to Rail you | {Oikawa} | {Iwaizumi} | {Matsukawa} | {Makki} | {Kyōtani} | {Kunimi} | {Kindaichi} | {Akaashi} | {Bokuto} | {Terushima} | {Osamu} | {Atsumu} | {Kita} | {Suna} | {Sakusa} | {Komori} | {Daishō} | {Numai} | {Kuguri} | {Sakishima} | {Hoshiumi} | {Daichi} | {Sugawara} | {Asahi} | {Ennoshita} | {Kinoshita} | {Tanaka} | {Nishinoya} | {Kageyama} | {Hinata} | {Tsukishima} | {Semi} | {Tendō} | {Kawanishi} | {Goshiki} | {Shirabu} | {Ushijima} | {Kuroo} | {Kenma} | {Yaku} | {Lev} | {Futakuchi} | {Koganegawa} | {Aone} | {Aran} | {Ukai} | {Yamaguchi} | {Kiyoko} 

The Haikyuu Characters Ask you Why you Never Message Them First | {pt.1} (More coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Would you Die For Me?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Drunk Texting You | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!) 

The Haikyuu Characters Send you a Cheesy Pickup Line | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Text you “I Can’t Sleep” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Ask you “Why are you so Cute?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Text you “I Want you to Sit on My Face” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Accidentally Sending a Message Meant For Someone Else to you | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Being Clingy | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to your Reaction When They Get Hit on | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to “I Think you Could Have Been Nicer to Me Today” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Posting a Photo of yourself in a Tight Shirt and Skirt Online | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Pretending Like you Don’t Know Them When They Send you a Sexy Message | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Pretending to Be your Parent After They Send a Sexy Message | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

(Discontinued) The Haikyuu Characters Asking you to Come Cuddle, But you Have to Turn Them Down | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} | {pt.6} (I’m sorry, I just really dislike this series and don’t have a lot to say on this one.)

(Discontinued) The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking if They’re Jealous | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (This one either.)

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Caer Ibormeith was the goddess of dreams and prophecy in Celtic mythology. She was also a daughter of Prince Ethal Anbuail of Sid Uamuin in Connacht. In Óengus’s (god of love) dream, which lasted over a year, Caer Ibormeith stood beside his bed though when he reached out for her, she would disappear. Every alternate Samhain she would turn to human form for one day, which began at sunset, and after that, she would revert back into being a swan, for another year until the following Samhain. Óengus went in search for this girl in his dreams at the lake of the Dragon’s Mouth and found 150 girls chained in pairs, Caer Ibormeith was among them. He was told he could marry her if he could identify her in her swan form. Óengus chose correctly and with that he turned himself into a swan and they flew away together. The pair sang beautiful music as they went, that put all listeners throughout Ireland to sleep for three days and nights. (Georges Hobeika Fall 2018 Haute Couture Collection)

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HASSIDRISS 2022 couture collection

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The Nereids (Νηρεις meaning ‘Daughters of Nereus’) were the fifty sea-nymph daughters of the ‘Old Man of the Sea’ Nereus in Greek mythology. They were goddesses of the sea’s rich bounty and protectors of sailors and fishermen, coming to the aid of those in distress. Individually they represented various facets of the sea from the salty brine, to the sea foam, sand, rocks, waves and currents, as well as the various skills possessed by seamen. The Nereides symbolised everything that was beautiful and kind about the sea and their voices sang as they danced around their father in their home at the bottom of the Aegean Sea. The most notable of the Nereids were Thetis (goddess of the sea) and Amphitrite (queen of the sea) who was also married to Poseidon (god of the sea). (Zuhair Murad Spring 2022 Haute Couture Collection)

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Responses To Being Stabbed With A Sword

Aphrodite: rude

Athena: that's fair

Artemis: not again

Apollo: are you gonna want this back or can I keep it

Zeus: oh no I'm allergic

Poseidon: it sword of seems like you've got a problem with me

Dionysus: *laughter*

Hestia: sure, it's the thought that counts, and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt

Hermes: wouldn't it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop em? Can you even imagine? Gods. Just. Do it again. Pretend the first time didn't happen. Come on. Please

Hera: *grabs the sword by the blade, pulls it out, hands it back* you dropped this

Ares: that's unfortunate

Hades: it could be worse

Hephaestus: this isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain

Demeter: you wound me. Literally. You actually just. Wounded me. That thing is really sharp. Don't even look at me like that

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Billie Eilish at Met Gala by Gucci

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Comic by PetFoolery

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Met Gala Co-Chair Blake Lively attends The 2022 Met Gala Celebrating “In America: An Anthology of Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 02, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

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fixed it

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This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.

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Au - herny has many mirtresses include boylen sisters and had Elizabeth with Anne Bolyen which anger his brother King Arthur about hia brother's behvaiour yet Athur see Elizabeth as saviour of england

I think in this alternative history, Arthur has an heir himself. Elizabeth does exist, and she becomes Lady Dudley, Countess of Leicester. I believe she would have been happy as well, with several children. I'm working on the wives of the three Tudor princes in my alternative history! I appreciate you taking an interest in it!.

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The Tudors: Alternative History Part One ( The Children of Henry VII and Elizabeth of York )

Elizabeth of York: Portrayed by Jodie Cormer as Elizabeth of York in The White Princess Henry VII: Portrayed by Jacob Collins-Levy as Henry VII in the White Princess

Elizabeth of York was the eldest child of King Edward IV and His ‘Commoner’ Wife, Elizabeth Gray, Nee Woodville. By Marrying Henry the Seventh, she reunited the houses of Lancaster and York, ending the cousins' war although there were several other York pretenders. Liz came from a very fertile family, as her mother gave Edward IV a quiver full of girls and two precious York boys who disappeared from the tower of London, making their sister the heiress of the house of York. The Royal couple had seven children, all lived to adulthood. Three Boys and Four Girls. 

Arthur I: Portrayed by Charlie Hunnam in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

ARTHUR TUDOR, PRINCE OF WALES, later ARTHUR I ( B. September 20. 1486 - D.  2. April 1532. ) Arthur, Prince of Wales was the eldest son of King Henry VII and Elizabeth of York. He was Duke of Cornwall from birth and was created Prince of Wales and Earl of Chester in 1489 when he was only three years old. King Henry aimed very high for his eldest and most beloved son in marriage. At Age of Eleven, he was betrothed to the Infanta Catherine of Aragon, the daughter of the most powerful and Catholic Monarchs, Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain.  He married her in 1501 when they were both fifteen. When Henry IV died in 1509, Arthur became king of England at age of 23, ushering in a golden age for the house of Tudor.

PRINCESS MARGARET TUDOR ( B 28 November 1489 - D. 18 October 1541.), Queen of Scotland. The Second Eldest Child of Henry and Liz, Meg was named after Margaret Beaufort, Her Paternal Grandmother. On 24 January 1502, Scotland and England concluded the Treaty of Perpetual Peace, the first peace agreement between the two realms in over 170 years. The marriage treaty was concluded the same day and was viewed as a guarantee of the new peace. Margaret remained in England, but was now known as the "Queen of Scots". The Marriage was made by proxy, and she stayed with her family til the age of sixteen years old, and went to Scotland three days after her birthday. She had six children with her husband, James the IV of Scotland, and returned home from her brother's command when he died. She later remarried, without permission to Leonard Gray, 1st Viscount Grane, a cousin of hers, and had three daughters. They were never re-invited to court, as she did not like Queen Katherine.

PRINCE HENRY OF ENGLAND ( Duke of York, and Lord Lieutenant of Ireland) ( B. 28 June 1491 - D. 28 January 1547 ) Harry was always a spoiled child, he received first rate education from the best tutors. Although Margaret Beaufort wished Henry to be a priest, his father wanted to boost the line of the Tudors. However, Every plan had fallen through by the time of Henry VII’s death. Harry was a career courtier, loyal to his brother to a fault, but not a good duke, almost always in debt. Henry did not marry for the longest time, but had many mistresses ( Mary Boleyn and Bessie Blount being most notable, Five years before his death in 1542, he married Maria of Portugal, one of the wealthiest Princesses in Europe. They had two children that became royal wards when Prince Henry died.

PRINCESS ELIZABETH OF ENGLAND ( B. 2 July 1492 - D. 14 September 1515 ) Princess Bessie was the prettiest and happiest of the Tudor brood. She had the York affinity and when she was sixteen, she married William IV, the duke of Bavaria. It was a fairly happy marriage, and Bessie was a happy duchess, beloved by the Bavarian peoples. She died of childbed fever after giving birth to twin daughters, who were sent to the English court after their father remarried.

PRINCESS MARY OF ENGLAND ( b. 18 March 1496 - D. 25 June 1533 ) Princess Mary, as the behest of her Spanish Sister in law, married the younger Charles V, Holy Roman emperor. The Union was not a happy one, adultery on both sides, She taking a lover after her three sons were born. They had five children, three of them boys. Mary died of Pneumonia in 1533 after catching a chill while swimming with her lover, John Alexander Smith

PRINCE EDMUND OF ENGLAND ( b. 21 February 1499 - d. August 11th 1581, Duke of Somerset  ) Prince Edmund was a very quiet prince, much like his elder brother, Arthur, as a child. Unlike Henry, who was loyal but always thought of himself first, Edmund always thought of the kingdom, and what his people needed. He was a homebody, and stayed in his dukedom, beloved by his people. He married heiress Katherine De Willoughby de Eresby, and lived quietly with their eight children, seven of whom survived to adulthood.