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As someone in Philadelphia, I would hope we are not that dumb.
Cops will just fucking bomb the human shields, gotta be more proactive in de-arresting someone.
Imagine if Brockton Bay took pride in Skitter like Philly does in Gritty
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did this in one sitting hell yeah
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Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck
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It's poetic as fuck though!
fanon stop deciding the person least likely to smoke smokes challenge difficulty impossible
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Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific
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It's the classic!
What /hj thus actually means is "Fuck you for wanting useful tone tags".
Just use /j. Most jokes are meant to contain elements of reality that contrast with the not real parts to be funny. Just think about how jokes work.
/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"
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