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no one is doing it like her btw

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HARRISON FORD as Han Solo & MARK HAMILL as Luke Skywalker - STAR WARS EPISODE VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)

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i love betting on losing dogs i just wish they'd win once or twice

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don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

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Check out MGMTs new single “Electric Feel” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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TYSON JOST Hurricanes vs. Canadiens - 4.16.2025

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cale/mikko everywhere

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↳ A CLEAN SHEET: THE RETURN OF GABE LANDESKOG | EPISODE 4

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i cant believe SPORTS are an emotional pillar in my life. how did it come to this

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mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

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TED LASSO | 3.02

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04.23.2025 | Round 1, Game 3 | COL v DAL | Return of a Captain 💙

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i guess there was an in between

the rockies will either win 1-0 or lose 25-2 tonight. there is no in between

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Captain America | Clayton Keller

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the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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the only kind of sports betting that should be allowed is betting (figuratively, emotionally) on losing dogs. all other types of sports betting are evil