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[tulparsfavtherapist]

Why are you so mean :((((

Jimmy’s the last one. I’d try to find blackmail, but the only reward I’d get would be Curly’s attention.

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What the hell-the handwriting is completely different. This wasn’t even done by Anya? What the fuck?! What is she, incompetent? Alright, that was too far. Still, weird that someone else did his psych eval. I don’t think you’re supposed to do that, yeah? Isn’t it supposed to only be done by the nurse?

Whatever. Nothing crazy in here. All the answers are…dry. On both ends. Nothing about opening up. Basic stuff about his appearance and performing tasks.

Honestly kind of a let down. It’s so surface level.

Right, that was a fun

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Shit shit shit shit fuck I think Anya knows what I did. She came back in to ask again and I think one of the folders were poking out.

She didn’t even seem angry. Just…tired and sad. Now I feel bad.

What does it matter anyway? It’s not like they go anywhere. Who cares? She shouldn’t care. She shouldn’t look at me like that.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

Hi Nurse Curly!

It's uhhhhh Will (yes of course, ex-captain of the fucking Leviathan!! I hate my life. I'm with fucking management now ughhh fuck my life.) on Acelynn's account since I don't really have one.

So... She was fired.

She ended up starting a full on fist-fight one of my mates over here at PE management after she heard about all the shit that went down on the Tulpar- Thankfully you and Anya seem to be doing okay.

Jesus fuck PE is gonna get sued.

Just wanted to check in make sure you're well. I'll do the same for Anya when I'm off the clock!

-@tulparsfavtherapist (aka Will on Acelynn's account today!!)

Hello Will,

Sorry to hear about your er, therapist. And godspeed with suing PE, inundating them with lawsuits doesn't sound like a half bad idea.

Thank you for the check-in. It's ups and downs, but when isn't it, yeah?

--Curly

[tulparsfavtherapist]

We can share :333 no?

Ughhhhhh the pfp 😝😝😝😝

-@tulparsfavtherapist

Thank you ? 💜

I know, he's very hot.

....And mine so back off.

Also, we have 6 babies together, and I'm on my 7th with him.

Yeah, I bet you feel like an asshole now, don't you?

[tulparsfavtherapist]

How did you get hurt? Sounds like it was serious if you had to check with a medical professional about it...

Pssssh-

Don't tell my captain, I'm not trying to get anymore disciplinary reports.

BUT

I may or may not have been balancing a stool on top of a stool in order to tighten some screw above the boiler.

IN MY DEFENSE-

Our co-pilot Sasha was using my ladder for something in the kitchen and I'm impatient.

It wasn't much, just a burn, but all injuries have to go through the nurse, you know?

I'm bandaged up, no big sweat.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

Explain in crayon eating terms, what the fuck you just said?

How the hell did you get away with not being a licensed therapist?

PE doesn't give a fuck. That's how.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

How the hell did you get away with not being a licensed therapist?

PE doesn't give a fuck. That's how.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

GIGGLING

I sob over you sometimes. Bro i think yr legit one of my roman empires nurly 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

What is a Roman empire in this context and why would I be it?

[tulparsfavtherapist]

I have done a half-assed job at understanding this. Can you explain to me in crayon eating terms what any of this means?

If PE is firing me, i quit being an illegitimate therapist. I'm speedrunning my way into the medical field (illegally. You should totally help me out!!!).

-@jimmys-fav-niece (aka @tulparsfavtherapist)

I'm not sure what your question is. Also I can't in good faith condone illegally getting into medicine.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

@askdrunkjimmy @askgrantcurly paws at you paws at you paws-

[tulparsfavtherapist]

I'm still willing to listen. I just don't have good advice.

I consider myself a therapist. Not legally, but trust I am one!

-@tulparsfavtherapist

You aren't a therapist? Legally?

Suddenly, I don't feel very inclined to talk with you about my problems, haha.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

I'm sure it won't. I'm very hesitant to do that.

Hello!

-@tulparsfavtherapist

Oh Jesus the therapist found my blog.

Hi Ace.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

It's a tad concerning I'm not legally licensed to be a therapist? A tad bit????

[tulparsfavtherapist]

... 🫡🫡

I mean.. Yeah. I'm not even legally a therapist or whatever that bullshit is, so I mean yeah...

-@tulparsfavtherapist

That’s a tad concerning. How do you practise without a license?

[tulparsfavtherapist]

Another added to my list.

I'm sick?? well you're a nurse, aren't you? 😋

I'm not a licensed psychiatrist, which is what you need.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

No... Not yet!

Hello!

-@tulparsfavtherapist

Oh Jesus the therapist found my blog.

Hi Ace.

[tulparsfavtherapist]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[tulparsfavtherapist]

I've found basically everyone now!

Hello!

-@tulparsfavtherapist

Oh Jesus the therapist found my blog.

Hi Ace.