tumbledryiing
tumbledryiing
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tumbledryiing · 1 year ago
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Demeter, goddess of fertility and the harvest, taken from the temple site of Eleusis
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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Do you consider fanfiction legitimate writing?
I won the 2004 Hugo Award for Best Short Story for an H. P. Lovecraft /Arthur Conan Doyle mashup fiction, so fanfiction had better be legitimate, because I'm not giving the Hugo back.
Or the 20O5 Locus Award for Best Novelette. I'm not giving that back either.
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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walls of text are good and even poetic when i pour my soul into writing out my thoughts and bad when i see them and i get a cramp in my hand scrolling past them very fast hope this helps!
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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an immortal who is still VERY ticked off they can’t buy the old species of banana in the grocery store anymore. like they’ve accepted they can’t buy their old favorite clothes & consumer products but they are so pissed off that the world went and updated BANANAS
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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since we're close to st paddy's i wanna speak diaspora to diaspora, idk which irish american needs to hear this but your folks didn't come over from their colonized homeland risking death and almost certain estrangement from their families for you to be a cop in boston
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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Happy Ides of March!
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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I like men quizzes I feel like I am at a sleepover when I take them
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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please meet my newest quarantine project: taylor swift playlists categorized by the development of my favorite motifs and themes in her songs!
can you see right through me? : songs about seeing others and being seen or known.
this is a big world, that was a small town : the romanticization of city life from her younger songs, the fresh new excitement of moving to a big city combined with the loneliness, the realization that the city has only become a fishbowl as more eyes are on her, her lover as the city.
i pace like a ghost : songs about being haunted or feeling like a ghost
2 a.m. who do you love? : staying up late, her most romantic moments happening first late in the night because she can’t sleep, then because it’s the most private time she has
i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you : beginning with the romanticization of a secret relationship until she realizes just how draining it is to keep secrets
oh, i remember : for better or worse, she’s always remembering!
it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone : ALL the songs mentioning rain!
love’s a game, wanna play? : love as a game, mostly sarcastically
the worthwhile fight : the passion and fighting in her earlier relationships, until she realizes the person she loves is involved in the fight with her not against her.
in dreams i meet you in warm conversation : meeting her lover in dreams
we can follow the sparks, i’ll drive : he drives, she drives, her mom drives. everyone’s driving
would you run away with me? : asking someone to run away with her, find privacy somewhere. first, in fantasies, then asking someone to genuinely follow her around the world
i don’t want you like a best friend : taylor’s take on the friends to lovers trope
up in my room and our slates are clean : taylor’s room starts as a very childish place, and somewhere she goes to fantasize about love. it then becomes the only private place she has between her and her lover, it becomes a sanctuary. 
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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“We cant raise minimum wage bc rent will increase”
Stop using the passive voice. Say what will actually happen. Landlords will increase rent — a voluntary action, not a natural result. The fun thing about voluntary actions is that they can be legislated against. What IS a natural result is that when landlords raise rent, their tenants’ wages automatically devalue. Again, the solution here is to stop the voluntary choice from being a choice at all.
Landlords choosing to increase rent is the problem, not a natural result of the solution.
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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Thinking about before covid when I used to drink iced coffee at night then go out to bars :/
almost burst into tears reading this i miss doing that so fucking bad
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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I feel seen.
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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the cultural shift of how we all perceive tumblr fascinates me so much. it went from ‘home where all my best friends hang out’ to ‘horrible awful hellsite i hate it so much’ to ‘mess that’s shoddily taped together yet somehow the most bearable social network left’
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.
ETA: realised the other photos might get lost in the reblog so adding more photos from our sneak peek. And wanted to thank our photographer, Matthew Eastgate Photography & Film, who captured these magical moments.
*Another photo of FairBear with my wife and I at the wedding.
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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You’re laughing. The “Misha fucked Bill Clinton” jokes got so popular that Alex Jones treated it like an actual conspiracy theory, prompting Hillary Clinton to address the rumors on fucking LIVE RADIO, and you’re laughing.
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tumbledryiing · 4 years ago
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growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss
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