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I could see Jason being a sort of a lolcow, where he’s absolute shit at video games but acts like he’s hotshit and people either go along with it or poke and prod at him

I want to write a streamer AU w mystery bf Salim but I cannot convince myself that Jason would be good at video games at all. Jason who streams animal crossing and pokemon bc he can't pvp for shit 😭

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i LOVE fics where eddie’s like “i’m a virgin… nobody wants to fuck me EVER… i’m a bitchless loser… never even had my first kiss… woe is me😔” and steve, vibrating with poorly restrained lust, is like “so i have this crazy idea”

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miserable macguire

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more request 🦅🦅

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might kiss him idk

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taste ya

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“Hey Eddie! Do you like my “new shirt” ?“ 💕 (It’s Eddie’s)

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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Leland McKinney: my pookie-bear

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"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

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Consider:

You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.

Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.

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RIP Angela you would’ve loved stan twitter 🕊️🕊️

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TW: animal death

For the friends who wandered and never returned </3 

WEBTOON

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TW: Animal Death

“Story of a Mother”

WEBTOON  - THREADLESS

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Hc that Jason is really good at cooking, but he is absolutely chaotic. Perfect description is B. Dylan Hollis from tiktok (For me Jason is literally his American version) Also all phrases I took from his tiktok videos, so highly recommend to check him out 🙏🏽

My all time favorite -  CANDLE SALAD

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it’s ok to post such a simple sketches here?

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- Ugh.. Relax, Jason, it’s just a scratch 

- Shut up, Salim. Just shut the fuck up.