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Eating out your boyfriend but instead of being between his legs you're digging through his ribcage.

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

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I’ve never seen an animal look more like a live-action autism creature

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

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BEATO DOLLLL :3 idk if I already posted abt this but I finally finished making her god bless 🩷🩷

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I love just going into the most obscure corners of this site and seeing the type of blogs that just show up… people are so interesting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

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I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme

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just learned about the dude in 1992 who got a liver transplant from a baboon and then died 70 days later

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell