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9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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hello tumblr i have more Hobbit textposts for u 🫡

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what do you think these gentlemen are thinking about

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"I shine only with the light you gave me" (The Crane Wives. "The Moon will Sing")

sorry for the angst cw for canonical major character death ig :( my playlist for them is actually fire and i just daydream about them during work..

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I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public

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95% of my time watching hobbit #3 was spent calling legolas cool. OKAY the gnarly acrobatics okay he stands up for tauriel okay he tells his father to piss off okay he endures a battle on a crumbling ice fortress OKAY HE RUNS OUT OF ARROWS... PULLS OUT A SWORD... SWORD GETS IMPALED IN ORC TO SAVE THORIN... UH OH HE HAS NO WEAPONS??? BUT OF COURSE HE DOES OF COURSE HE HAS WEAPONS HE HAS DAGGERS HE PULLS OUT DUAL WIELDING DAGGERS, FLIPS BACKWARD, JAMS DAGGER IN ORC HEAD??? oh and then i spent the other 5% crying

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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Wonderful request by @willowthevampirewriter !! Aragorn reading to a cow <333 I read it wrong and thought it was a crow so now there’s both a cow and a crow haha! Hope it works! here you go!

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I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

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All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.”

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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Stargazing with the boys... ✨🌠🌌✨

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when is it my turn to open a painted door that magically appeared on a random alleyway that takes me to a giant library teaching me just how fast this universe is and how many stories there are and how important they are for reality as the bees that work in the kitchen make honey