A collection of my current faves (fallout, dragon age, naruto, mass effect, ps2 nostalgia etc.) and whatever makes me laugh.Turbo | She/They | 27
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A little bit of this, a little bit of that 🤧


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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.
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fantastic things can happen in your inbox, like currently someone is writing a novel on why they don’t think my ship is canon with episodes and time stamps and I’m going to continue daydreaming about them fucking because I have the power of my sick perverted mind idc what happens in canon that’s not real to me
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The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.
Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.
#love anti-chef#there’s something cathartic about watching him get as stressed about new recipes as I do lmao
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couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"
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Carmelita!!



Well hello hello, m’lady

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).
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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
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Naruto is such a hilarious series like sasuke is the only villain that was held accountable and needed to take a redemption journey , quite literally everyone else from genocide enthusiast itachi to coolest guy obito to slave owner hiashi either die memorialized as heroes or are just chilling. Orochimaru is literally still out there experimenting on kids in the village naruto runs like it’s soooo funny
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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!
guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues
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