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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

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Burning Down the House 🏠 🔥

Relationship: Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney

Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Grad Student!Laura, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Eventual Smut, Werewolves, Older Man/Younger Woman

Current Word Count: 4.8k (1/12 chapters)

“Hey, can I at least see an ID first?” she called after him.

He halted mid-step, then muttered under his breath as he pulled a little flap of leather from his pocket. “This good enough for you?”

She met him by the front of the car and grabbed the corner to angle it toward the light. His grip on it only tightened as her shaking fingers brushed his. If he noticed her trembling, he didn’t say a word about it. Staring up at her was a miniature version of the man glowering at her now. Same dark hair, dark eyes, frown lines, and prominent nose. Then she read his name: Sheriff Travis Hackett.

“Hackett, huh?” she mused before she could stop herself. Then she rushed to clarify, “Like Hackett’s Quarry.” No need to mention the woods they were standing in. Not after the trespassing accusation.

“Yes, ma’am.” He stuffed the ID back in his pocket and wrapped his knuckles on the hood of his cruiser. “Now come on, let’s get you back where you belong.”

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In which a research project gone wrong gets Laura into far more trouble than she ever bargained for.

Read the rest on Ao3

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fuck it. It’s been sitting in my wip folder for like 3 million years. I’m posting the first chapter of burning down the house 😤

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nostalgia doodle :)

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playing pokemon fire red again and getting stupidly attached to my team as always 😭 I’ve got a Clefable named Ramona and she’s soooo good at singing and beating the shit out of everyone and everything. I would die for her

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them…

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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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people on here love to call themselves a perverted freak and then post the most conventionally attractive steam engine you've ever seen

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can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes

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Do regular commenters know just how valued they are? I mean, obviously ALL commenters are valued, but as a fic writer when you’ve got a group of familiar usernames and profile pics who pop up again and again like old friends to share their thoughts and appreciation on one of your fics, that’s so special. I hope my regular commenters know that I remember them, and I recognise them each time they come back, and I am so incredibly grateful for them not only leaving comments, but leaving them time and time again. I hope they know they’re making someone, somewhere, smile.

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your luck is at zero she won’t let you hit

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tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"

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^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-