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Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is
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oooooooooooooooh skip and loafer!!!!!
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Reading Firefly Wedding attempt number 2
I assume it gets better later on and the author is just forcing the premise a little bit in the first few chapters because it's so inconsistent not just from one chapter to the next, but from one page to the next, like
Her: "my family is rich, we'll give you tons of money if you release me"
Him: "I can't trust you on that"
Her: "fair enough then marry me and you'll never have to worry about money again"
Him, deciding that that's a more trustworthy promise than a reward, for some reason: "👍"
And then on the literal next chapter he's like "ok so we're getting married, right?" and she's like "Wtf????? He wants to get married????! Wtf is he thinking????! Is he crazy??!!" like girl you literally suggested this. It was your idea. Why are you acting like it was him who came up with it.
I need to check a different source in case it's translation issues
#turbotxt#Like being surprised that the plan worked would make sense#But she's like shifting the weight of the decision entirely on him like it had nothing to do with her#So yeah I'm gonna double check
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happiest birthday to my beloved boy hinata shoyo!! ☀️✨✨
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shonen author ending their series: we've gotta make sure that this is straight up ass🗣️‼️💯🔥🙏🏻
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me, looking at an intricately detailed 30K+ poly outfit mesh: this... could've been a texture.
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im gonna put my hater hat on for just one second and ask can anyone tell fanfic writers theres other fruits out there apart from oranges and pomegranates
#turbotxt#you could maybe wash some strawberries for your lover#cut up an apple#slice me some pineapple if you really love me but pomegranates are just not worth it
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people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+
#cosas que te enseñan en 2º de la eso cuando ves a juan ramón jiménez y alguien pregunta que por qué él sí puede fumarse las#normas ortográficas
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Knit An Incredible Monstera Illusion Shawl, Pattern From Bramblewood Yarns: 👉 https://buff.ly/moh22nd - you can also have one made for you! 🔮✨
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reached ante 11 (my best is 12) in balatro with mime, blueprint, baron and cavendish + a bajillion kings in my deck only to be defeated by the plantttttttt all bc i completely forgot to check what the boss was!!
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