turbosmissingtooth - Tumblr blog

[turbosmissingtooth]

"tumblr's favorite NHL team" bracket: STANley cup finals!!!!!

[turbosmissingtooth]

imagine you’re sidney crosby. you’re playing like a 25 year old at 36, carrying your team despite the dead weight strapped to your back due to the failures of three different gms in three years. as a reward for your efforts, your current gm trades away your best winger and the guy you’ve been grooming to be your successor, likely in order to get more leverage to offload the bad acquisitions he made last summer. the national broadcast thought it would be okay to mention you went to the team therapist yesterday. the coach who should have been fired three months ago continues to ice the same pairings that have led to disaster all season. you are looking down the barrel at another season without playoffs, after four consecutive first round exits, and you know there is nothing you personally can do to fix it. because you’ve been trying all fucking season and it hasn’t mattered.

yeah, i’d be a little checked out too.

[turbosmissingtooth]

Another day of hating the fact that neck guards aren't mandatory

[turbosmissingtooth]

If you wanna go far, then you gotta go far

You’re Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan x ex-Seattle Kraken players Morgan Geekie, Carson Soucy, and Ryan Donato

[turbosmissingtooth]

02.26.24 (SEA vs BOS): JOEY DACCORD and JEREMY SWAYMAN say hi during warmups (x)

[turbosmissingtooth]

I feel like I did a good job and people should reward me.

[turbosmissingtooth]

the fact that there are yanni trade rumors is crazy yanni would never leave us . he’s literally captain? he’s my dad?

[turbosmissingtooth]

the yamo edit btw ... if anybody cares

cc: @22swifts on tiktok!

[turbosmissingtooth]

MATHEW BARZAL Stadium Series | February 18, 2024

[turbosmissingtooth]

the 92 million dollar man answers the important questions in his return to san jose

[turbosmissingtooth]

reblog with a celebrity you share a birthday with

[turbosmissingtooth]

Jimmy Vesey Roasting Harvard: an Anthology

[turbosmissingtooth]

I love your style so so much! Your art is gorgeous. If you have the time and inclination, I would love to see you draw Ryker Evans, he’s so so special to meee

ONE GARTH COMING RIGHT UP

and bonus:

king of the pool party

[turbosmissingtooth]

[turbosmissingtooth]

[turbosmissingtooth]

2/5/24

[turbosmissingtooth]

🦑😢😍