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im on my jungkook

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relax liberals..its called "dark humor"

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Lowpoly Chimera Falin 🐲♥💘

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OH MY GOD NEW PAINTINGS!!! BY ZETTERSTRAND!!!! WAAAAAA

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I'll be honest, this did not even remotely occur to me

a while ago I realized that having your socks match is just a social construct and as long as they're the same length/thickness there's no discernable reason why they have to be the same color

I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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my favorite answer when people ask this is 'to make you ask' bc their response is always this

i like the feeling of smooth leg against leg

it keeps me cool

I however do not want people to gender me as feminine because I have no leg hair and it makes me dysphoric to have my legs entirely shaved

very important distinction to me personally between 'this person I assume is a woman is doing her gender wrong because her legs aren't shaved.' vs 'i don't have a framework for how wrong this person is doing their gender'

shaving them like this sends a message, and that message is 'i could shave my legs. if I wanted to' in a way shaving one does not, because it might send the message that I was interrupted halfway through

I've been doing this for going on three or four years now :)

I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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that post about how Americans love to lean and how the CIA has to train their agents out of it is fucking me up so bad now that I'm in another country I'm like damn I really do love to lean

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what's up with this fucked up sculpture at this hotel I'm at

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the airplane I'm on was built in 1994

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does anyone have that one stick figure violence pic where they start shaking something they're chewing on

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idk. maybe it's just interacting with my mom all day but seeing her do shit like tell me 'the place I booked is on the third floor, there's no elevator' when she can barely fucking walk or her saying 'i didn't get an international sim card' I just can't help but feel like I'm exactly like her. making bad decisions and then making it be other people's problems they have to solve because I can't just fucking avoid the issues in the first place by considering even a single consequence. I just feel like surely to God there is no difference between me and her and I suck just as fucking much