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Well, today I learned that Connor is secretly just as much of a thot as Nines

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You only have yourself to blame

My facial recognition has broken. Completely. What do I even do in this situation

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I'm going to wear a suit the next time we meet, and you can apologize.

My facial recognition has broken. Completely. What do I even do in this situation

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It's not Connor's fault they ran out of butt cheeks when they were building him, Gavin

Yep. I'm gonna do this, and no, none of you are gonna stop me.

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Oh no, I meant the conversation that was specifically about Connor's.

Can we not talk about ass in my posts

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It is a little like talking about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny. None of them exist either.

Can we not talk about ass in my posts

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It's been almost two years, I'm sorry. I'm the only one I know of that's come back to Detroit.

Hi

- @sillybigrobin

Oh! Hello.

It's been so long since I saw another of us.

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Hi

- @sillybigrobin

Oh! Hello.

It's been so long since I saw another of us.

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Happy Birthday @e-kamski-cyberlifeceo 💙

Can I come round later to bring your gift?

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It's not stalking when you post them publicly 💙

Don't think I don't see you stalking my page, Blondie.

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How strange. I don't remember bypassing your security to leave this post.

ordering sushi, does anyone want any

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It was a date. Coworkers don't go on random visits to the park together.

...this was weird

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Too late!

...this was weird

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Oh you went on a date!

...this was weird

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What was weird?

...this was weird

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I have something for you. My apologies for not giving it to you sooner. I got a bit caught up in other works of mine. I crocheted it. It's a potted succulent that's individual plants fold out into drink coasters. I thought it might match your decor.

I can drop it off whenever is convenient for you.

-Best regards, Elijah.

I didn't know you did crochet.

It sounds very cute. Thank you.

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You've probably answered something like this before, but what do you do in your free time? Do you do any of your hobbies with other people?

I like to play the cello, and bake cupcakes and cookies. I also like to window shop, or go for walks. It's not about buying things, it's just...

Nice, I suppose. I like experiencing how things look, and feel, and how the sun heats my skin, and how the materials of dresses feel on my sensors, and the floor beneath my feet, and how the wind grabs at my hair. I love the way the city sounds, and how its sound changes over the course of the day.

My apartment looks out over the river, and some days it's nice to sit in my window and just watch? I can watch the ripples on the water and the sunlight dancing on it, or the raindrops falling into it, and the humans and androids that walk by going about their lives without ever knowing I'm here.

And Nines gave me some succulents to take care of. So there's that, too. I like decorating my home because it's mine.

This world is so beautiful, and so ugly, and I'm honored to get to be part of it.

I don't often have company when I'm doing things. Although Sixty likes to help me bake. When I'm with people we usually have films, or music, and drinks, but I wouldn't count those as hobbies.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to meet an android I could share it all with, because I think only an android would understand some of it. Humans aren't very good at prolonged silence. But it's not necessary.