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i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

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listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

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ok very scary halloween story

I’m sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. “1…2…Boo!” He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorick’s spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.

And I fucking turn him over

And I look at his fucking power switch even though I’m Positive this guy died years ago.

And It Wasn’t Even On Boys. It Wasn’t Even On.

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dover, kent, may 27th, 2016

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ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

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19th Century lesbians vs. 21st Century lesbians

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I would watch every event if they did this!

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virgo - fennel

2nd of my herbal hand series - astrological signs and their corresponding herbs. other herbs also associated with virgo; savory, southernwood, valerian

instagram / twitter

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Classic Hollywood Bloopers

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Is “thot” an aphobic slur?

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Francis Miller, Therapy Through Animals - University Of Michigan Hospital.

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Van Gogh, 1991, Maurice Pialat

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Édouard Bisson  French, 1856-1939