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[turmite]

look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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they really should limit me from making 24 cupcakes because its so, so very hard to stop myself from eating like 6 in one sitting

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its literally not fair that they dont make physical slot machines anymore i dont want to sit there and poke a touch screne like a moron i want to pull that arm and feel it ROTATE damn it

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More than just a pretty interface ❤️

Whole article on sexualization of robots on my site. Design inspired in part by @eggnogo. Love your work!

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don't know how im gonna cope with the fact that hp:ii is going to be old enough to post on tumblr dot com soon

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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i think being seen as a fake system would be validating in the sense that we're healing/coping/managing self effectively

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Could really use $12000 and an orgasm right now

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Robot girlfriend that shows you off at parties because you can do captchas.

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i bet id be obsessed with breaking bad if it was a novel series and not a tv show

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pissy customers don't even phase me i have a degradation kink you should be embarrassed this doesn't even turn me on

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#utilitarianarchitecture sentimentalism in #BRUTgroup photo by unknown author #isc20c https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnni_SZIwPw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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finally escaped the torture labyrinth. whatd i miss

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god made me conceptum and objectum because if i wasnt sexually attracted to the manifestations of late stage capitalism, id probably end up on the news