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welp

jet lag hits hard when you move halfway across the country so g'nite

((JESUS I HAVE TO BE UP IN 5 HOURS WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN ON SCHOOL NIGHTS SO GOOD NIGHT BYE EVERYONE))

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Is he seriously dissing the company while you both are in the fucking building?

I can't really say anything about the momey distribution...I support myself, dude. It's called having crazyass jobs and saving money.You roll your eyes, leaning an elbow on the reception desk.I got here literally today. Last week I left New York to go to Texas to do some stuff, then came here, so I'm kinda jetlagged. What about you?

Hey, hey, woah, calm down.

You raise your arms in defense, staring down at him. Does he not realize there could be cameras around? This already looks pretty bad, with him yelling at you in front of this damn receptionist and holy shit why hasn't she stopped staring at you guys?I was scouted some years back, but I told the guy I was getting an education in New York. So I just sent over videos of me dancing and some demos of my music now and then. It was good enough, but since I'm close to graduating, they insistied I move here to actually start paying attention to my idol stuff.

=> Panic because HOLY SHIT.

You wince a little and wave off the receptionist’s shocked face.

It never really came up. I wasn’t very into this company while I was in New York, remember? But I decided to come here and give it a shot. I’m not stalking you, I swear I didn’t even know you moved to the other side of the damn country.

You laugh a little, running a hand through your hair before putting your hands up in defense.

Chill out, it’s not a big deal. I’m debuted as three stars. You’re probably like, what, four, or somethin’, right? 

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lets bring it to $40 dude

my dick is totally bigger then yours

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pftsssshhhhhh hahah

okay fine

one day if some crazyass guy comes up to us and goes "hey i can make your dicks personalized"

welp well see what happens then

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You wince a little and wave off the receptionist's shocked face.

It never really came up. I wasn't very into this company while I was in New York, remember? But I decided to come here and give it a shot. I'm not stalking you, I swear I didn't even know you moved to the other side of the damn country.

You laugh a little, running a hand through your hair before putting your hands up in defense.

Chill out, it's not a big deal. I'm debuted as three stars. You're probably like, what, four, or somethin', right? 

=> Panic because HOLY SHIT.

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thats bull

Boys, boys. You two are very beautiful penises.

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hah nice same here actually

havent changed one bit

im stubborn as hell if you cant tell

glad you stayed true to yourself though because really thats all you should ever try to do

Don't worry. If your spirit's high enough, you won't change a bit. I mean, I wasn't all that different years ago when I debuted. I still haven't broken through the three-star streak.

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i know that but thank you

Boys, boys. You two are very beautiful penises.

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woah woah woah are you saying your dick is buffer

like damn youre gonna go "hey guys look at my dick's six pack pretty hot huh"

my god how awkward

psh hell no your penis is probably less then a quarter of mine is in size

my dicks definitely bigger though

no doubt about it

it is law

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three-star? hey, thats what i am..im a dancer though

nice to meet you then, jane

yep, newly debuted, trying to make it big i guess

dont really want to change much though because if this company wants to change me that aint happening

just taking a shot at this i guess

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Oh hello there! Who might you be?

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California was a nice change from New York. Way better weather. Kinda like Texas, but not blazing hot, but just...tropical-like hot. Perfect for the beach or swimming or DAMN why didn't you think of moving to California before? You're not really sure what the hell you're doing, but hey, better then feeling stuck in New York.

You're checking in and watching the receptionist out of the corner of your eye because you have the feeling she's checking you out, which makes you relapse to high school days for a moment-

Until you're harshly spun around.

And met with an all-too-familiar face.

The fuck.

Oh. Yep, it's me, Egbert. Miss me or what? Somethin' I forgot to mention on our little dinner outing a few weeks ago...I work here too. Just haven't been very active lately.

Oh, wait..he works here too. Did you ever mention you work there too? Probably not from the look on his face.

=> Panic because HOLY SHIT.

California was great! Sure it was, there weather was nice and warm and it was definitely nicer than NY. Hell, the streets were cleaner too! You walk inside the building of MSPA in Los Angeles (one hour from your home) and begin to go to your destined location when suddenly you see a familiar figure at the receptionist desk, possibly checking in.

Holy shit.

It can’t be.

You’re fucking kidding me. Oh my god oh my god.

You storm up to the tall blond figure that, awkward enough, you KNOW was familiar. Putting your arm on the “stranger“‘s shoulder, you harshly spin him around so he can face you.

Dave is that you—Oh my fucking shit it is you. And your in California. And..And you’re…what?!

You can’t believe it. Please for the love of god let this be some stranger that LOOKS like the damned guy.

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the jane crocker?

the names kinda familiar 

i dunno

i just moved to california so yeah sorry if youre some celeb and if i should be bowing down or something

jane sounds nice to me

im calling you jane k

you can call me dave or whatever its your choice

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every guy is a penis some point in their lives

so yes i am the penis

it is me

if i made this blue im saying its you ok

you are the blue penis

but im probably gonna make it like half the size

cause no way in hell is your midget blue penis mightier then red

is the red penis you, dave??? 5555

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hey there

the names dave strider

and you are..?

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