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[turniptitaness]

How does Andrew Scott manage to be so charming and so odious at the same time?

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

There's something so nasty about seeing Tom using the ice tray from Dickie and Marge's fridge.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

🙄🫸🌊

🤣🤣🤣

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

Rookie move.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

Dickie, don't...don't take a guy out on a boat to give him bad news and embarrass him. That's...

Welp.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

God, watching him become Dickie for the first time is so eerie.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

Ripley, don't put on his underwear. Not his underwear, dude.

Fuck.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

The book editing scene is just me reading my old stories.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

@dank-meme-legend 👀🤣

[turniptitaness]

How can Ripley be so conniving and so naive at the same time, my god???

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

"I like girls." 😏

The way I nearly spat my tea across the room.

Andrew Scott, you had no right to make that line so funny.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

I don't blame Ripley for wanting this life though, if I'm honest.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

Oh fuck, here comes Freddy.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

The Caravaggio parallel makes me feral, btw.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

Marge is the only one with any brain cells around here.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

I told you the burgundy one was a bad idea, moron.

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.

[turniptitaness]

"I'm NoT sOmEoNe WhO tAkEs AdVaNtAgE oF pEopLe"

I've been dragged inexorably into a re-watch of Ripley by my own horrified fascination and also @denimbex1986 's recent Ripleyposting.

That's eight excruciating hours, against my better judgement. So fuck it, you're all coming with me.