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Strider Brand Peanut Gallery
Your name is DAVEN’T STRIDER. Or DAVEN’T SERKET, depending on who’s asking. And if you’re feeling really CAPRICIOUS, it’s LALONDE. You are INFAMOUS for your love of STRIDERS, and do a lot do SELFSHIPPING. You are a WITCH OF RAGE. Sometimes you take COMMISSIONS, and draw under the art tag DAVENT ARTS. Your writing tag follows a similar theme, being called DAVENT WRITING. Check that shit out, yo. Your profile picture was drawn by a good artist named STEAKBATTER. In your free time, you like to pretend to be DAVE MOTHERFUCKING STRIDER. This is when you’re not flying off the fucking handle about whatever you’re into that week, which is not certified cool kid behavior. You’ve been a HOMESTUCK FAN since 2015. You will never leave.there seems to be some confusion about this. homestuck is my intellectual property, and mine alone. all of my headcanons are 100% legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. there is no room for interpretation whatsoever in Homestuck. not even a little bit. to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violtion of my legal rights as an artist. i hope this clears things up.
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Your shit is wrecked or some other fuckin' thing.
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(OC™️) I paid 25 dollars. For this. Be sure to reblog this and share the link that’s on YouTube.
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i’m going to be fucking real. I don’t even remember making this post swimz.
can someome start drawing dirk a baby with weird fucking eyes more
#i think i was drunk 😭😭😭#yeah it was the day before my birthday. i was definitely drunk#but you had the right idea#draw dirk as a baby with weird eyes#i dont know what i meant by this though
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me posting my silly comics to twitter because they keep getting marked mature and hidden on tumblr
#i haveny written an ambro comic yet because i start seizing violently with horny#LOL#its mostly bro and dirk content#WHERE DO I PUT MY NSFW??
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Did it again 4 years later
[distant bass of final girl by slayyyter]
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i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics
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homestuck
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reposting this lil animatic thing from tiktok
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Ur the Hal guy so I thought u might appreciate my Hal design... hes so Magnetcoded 🧲🦋 He has a full body but the image is huge so 🤷♂️ cropped
WAOW...... he looks so cool i like the flat 2D colors and the flowy shapes. hal with no hair + hal with long hair are so based also it's cool to see both here. yay <3
#im obslorsed#secondary hal guy here going to froth now#hal strider#ahh yes another edition to the strider brand peanut gallery
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kankri by popular request
whos next :3
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do you think that okay actually this post is a really really bad idea. pretend i said something true and beautiful
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