Your name is ROXY ???????. Or DAVEN’T SERKET, depending on who’s asking. And if you’re feeling really CAPRICIOUS, it’s LALONDE. You are INFAMOUS for your love of STRIDERS, and do a lot do SELFSHIPPING. You are a WITCH OF RAGE. Sometimes you take COMMISSIONS, and draw under the art tag DAVENT ARTS. Your writing tag follows a similar theme, being called DAVENT WRITING. Check that shit out, yo. Your profile picture was drawn by a good artist named STEAKBATTER. In your free time, you like to pretend to be DAVE MOTHERFUCKING STRIDER. This is when you’re not flying off the fucking handle about whatever you’re into that week, which is not certified cool kid behavior. You’ve been a HOMESTUCK FAN since 2015. You will never leave.there seems to be some confusion about this. homestuck is my intellectual property, and mine alone. all of my headcanons are 100% legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. there is no room for interpretation whatsoever in Homestuck. not even a little bit. to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violtion of my legal rights as an artist. i hope this clears things up.
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Three Of Swords
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as a dirk fictive i can attest that stupid horse show ruined my goddamn life
i’m NOT a dirk fictive but that show honestly destroyed me like, goddamn???
“Oh, Bojack, there is no other side.”
“I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person, and I need you to tell me that I’m good. Diane? Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I’m good.”
“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started out with just slowly leaked out of me, and now it’s all gone.”
“I have poison in me, and I destroy everything I touch.”
AND SO MANY OTHER FUCKING LINES FROM BOJACK. LIKE JESUS FUCKING SHIT, THE SHOW HURT ME IN WAYS I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN.
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This is still funny sir this is a wendys
Honestuck is mot as good ad you think
You just have nostalgia dude:/
I cannot believe Andrew Hussie personally sent me an anonymous ask. Come on out Hussie we know it’s you!!! ♥️
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can you draw dirk strider being happy in the sunshine galloping in a field of flowers thank you
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Tiaratop Jane and Hal? Love them kids
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what?
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fantroll/fankid commissions :D
PLEEEEEASE COMMISSION ME!!!!!!!! I love to draw ur guys :D message me here or on discord @/gothziggy if interested!!!!
PRICES [negotiable!!]
BUST - 10 USD
HALF BODY - 15 USD
FULL BODY - 25 USD
SPRITES - 5 USD
WILL'S/WONT'S:
will's: canon characters, ocs, nsfw, non-homestuck for a 5 dollar upcharge
wont's: proship/darkship/comship whatever, detailed mech, anything that i decide i don't want to do
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communism ship in the year of our lord 2024 can u believe it...,
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a heart player and a time player exchanging very important skills
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DONT TAG AS STRIDERCEST link 2 og post
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ok that's enough closing out of the homestuck tag
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The whole gang is here hooray!
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I drew the betas in some fun sweaters at @hel1anthus-annuus and @gigglingauspice 's requests. :)
Abd then I drew them too!
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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??
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