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Shrek (2001) // Our Flag Means Death (2022 -)

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Like a fish in the sea

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Pokemon 3: The Movie - Spell of the Unown: Entei scenery

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god has to nerf me because i'm too powerful

feel free to add on

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that’s a hard yes

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Seven years after, I see you again 😚

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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

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:)!

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“How gloomy and sad. If only Eeyore were here to enjoy it.”

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Jessica Harrison

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the new park by my house has some interesting features