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@livebustygirlcams​ @nathalieokreyes​ @rhetorical-prick​ @carterace​ @electric-dragon​ @lovelywonderland72​ @jessiccaa-rossee​ @one-of-a-kinddd-blog​ @oreo-lover22-blog​ @beyourselfbitches-blog-blog​ @bobby-blazin-blog​ @alexis-bush​ @give-your-life-a-meaning-blog​ @hi-my-name-is-nick​ @jaclrath​ @better-than-jb​ @prettyflakaah​ @living-books-stories​ @verychelly​

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@livebustygirlcams​ @nathalieokreyes​ @rhetorical-prick​ @carterace​ @electric-dragon​ @lovelywonderland72​ @jessiccaa-rossee​ @one-of-a-kinddd-blog​ @oreo-lover22-blog​ @beyourselfbitches-blog-blog​ @bobby-blazin-blog​ @alexis-bush​ @give-your-life-a-meaning-blog​ @hi-my-name-is-nick​ @jaclrath​ @better-than-jb​ @prettyflakaah​ @living-books-stories​ @verychelly​

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@livebustygirlcams​ @nathalieokreyes​ @rhetorical-prick​ @carterace​ @electric-dragon​ @lovelywonderland72​ @jessiccaa-rossee​ @one-of-a-kinddd-blog​ @oreo-lover22-blog​ @beyourselfbitches-blog-blog​ @bobby-blazin-blog​ @alexis-bush​ @give-your-life-a-meaning-blog​ @hi-my-name-is-nick​ @jaclrath​ @better-than-jb​ @prettyflakaah​ @living-books-stories​ @verychelly​

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I pierced my nose

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me, a sad bitch who has never been in love or in a relationship: YOU WERE RED !!!!! AND YOU LIKED ME BECAUSE I WAS BLUE !!!!!! ADN YUO TOUCHED ME ND SUDDNLTTLY I WAS A LILASC SKY ADNYOU DECIDNDS PEURPLE JSUT WASTENT FOR YUO !!!!!!?!?/1!!!!!! *CRIES*

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please fucking support girls who find comfort in makeup and always use it because they don’t feel good without it, don’t tell them they should not use it. we do not use it to attract boys, we use it to feel good about ourselves. the “makeup is why u take a girl swimming on the first date” is a fucked up mentality

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Can dogs feel guilt? -  WTF fun facts

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I hate dating. I hate the way people date now. I just want to be with the person I’m going to be with. I just want to know who I’m going to marry and start working towards building that life together. People nowadays date recklessly. We treat each other like we are trying on shoes: no matter how well something fits we still want to see how we look in something else. I want no part of that.

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me at school

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i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

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I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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1. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.

2. Green Catastrophe: If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

3. Reality Shatter: Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, many if not all of the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you may only see a green dot rotating.

What does this tell us about the nature of reality? There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear. If our brains are so easily fooled, what aspects of reality are we missing?

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