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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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i see every post but i stay quiet about most of it because its not my business

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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Happy Ides of March!!

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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no cause we left him here so wtf happened

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Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

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tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE TONED DOWN VERSION?!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭

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