turtlelioni
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Fontainebleau State Park, Louisiana by Lana Gramlich
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad
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if u make a lot of OCs that u get emotionally invested in, it's vital u have a friend who's really into The Mountain Goats, or become this friend urself. they have a million niche songs about any emotion or situation under the sun, there's always at least one song that can fit on a playlist if u kno where to look for it. there's nothing like telling my friend about my incredibly specific new OC and then a few days later I get "here's a song from the mountain goat's 1994 album about the Roman empire" and the lyrics were ghost written by ur own blorbo somehow
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging
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some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight
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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025
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