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*Winnie the Pooh voice* down on your knees & beg for forgiveness
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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
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happy no context naddpod nthursday
"big natural murphies coming your way" "these are my big naturals" "you all would be so lucky to get my husband's big naturals, you WISH you could murph and turf my husband's big naturals"
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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!
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but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -
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HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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