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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I am healed.

A Neumann U87 would really heal me

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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klefki

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Its so well made its perfect

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me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

bluesky poster: careful using "FRENCH" words, hunny.. the CHEETO IN CHIEF wants you to call them FREEDOM words now. INSANITY

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he just nutted in me and his leitmotif changed key?