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Did you just use your powers on me?
▷ PIT BABE THE SERIES 2 · Episode 8
#chris is very very unsure that whatever he's doing to mess with Pete's powers is actually going to work#he's trying to play it off but his jumpy eyes tell the truth#pit babe
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And this week on "Kiss the Cinematographer": Kenta and Pete aren't even on the same layer of reality anymore. 😭
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Babe: Sonic, if you’re so worried, don’t go back to Paris. Stay with the team.
North (in the background):
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Kim's train of thought in that scene:

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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Cursed parallels - Electric Boogaloo 🫠
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Incredible how many of our characters are Tony's sons. This is like Jin Ling's uncles all over again but with Tony's sons.
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i hope winner stays awake at night seething about how he is just an off brand kenta. discount henchman. walmart minion.
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The noise you make when the guy you kidnapped last year who ended up letting you stay in his apartment because you were hiding from your evil abusive father and who has treated you with gentleness and kindness and dignity and been the only human in your entire life to look at you like you’re a real person worthy of love and not only that but has promised that you will find love just rewired your entire brain chemistry by kissing you and demanding you not run recklessly into another deadly situation because he cares about you and doesn’t want you to be hurt because he sees you as someone worthy of living their own life even if you don’t value yourself as anything other than a weapon to be used
I’M FINE BY THE WAY
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#i mean 2 is easy no problem so i know i could go to 4 at least and be fine#but beyond that i have no idea when the ick would set in
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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Chris is such a blunt bitch I can't help love him 😭😭😭
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I am so deeply not brave about these two idiots, to the surprise of noone
also that was the saddest, most evil little 'susu na' I have ever heard, HOLY SHIT, I took psychic damage from that, I don't know how north is still standing
*through tears* the girlies are fighting BUT we are still rocking the good luck charm, so all hope is not lost
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Imma smack Alan over the head. Sir did you NOT recently have a big blowout fight with your boyfriend because he didn't tell you about a health issue? And now you are keeping that you need surgery from him? And not only are you keeping it secret you are risking more permanent damage by not getting the surgery when the doctor tells you you need it asap? These men are gonna drive me up the freaking wall.
#it's very stupid that he isn't telling people#but like#i can't exactly blame him for not wanting to go under the knife when *gestures vaguely* All Of That is happening#so i get it#pit babe
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I know it was pete who offered, but I DON'T TRUST THIS I DON'T TRUST THIS I DON'T TRUST THIS
#for real this was so stupid on multiple levels#Alan already brought up the fact that Pete's the onyl one with properly functioning powers that could help them protect themselves from Tony#but even setting that aside!#the man is your sponsor your patron your bank account if he dies in your unethical omegaverse lab#then WHO is going to pay to continue experimenting???? HMMM??? maybe rethink some thing!#ALSO#GET A BIGGER SAMPLE SIZE!!!!#you can't just rely on one test subject#this would not pass peer review! your experiment in invalid!!!#pit babe
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can you imagine being chris: finding out your secret dad is a tv show villain, that you have a long lost twin and hooking up with the guy who's in love with said dead twin. wild.

#no but if Chris (and therefore Way as a secret twin) are Tony's bio sons#that makes what he was doing with Way sooooo much more fucked up and it was already fucked up oh my god#and then Chris comes in from America and is like 'i'm goign to add to the fucked up-ness even more'#amazing 10 out of 10 no notes#pit babe
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oh now THIS is fucking SPICY 👀👀👀👀👀
#we all agree that Chris is doing SOMETHING to block pete's powers from working correctly right? right?#pit babe
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